Texsox Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 The Top 9 Ways George W. Bush Can Persuade Colin Powell Not to Resign 9> Let him invade Canada. 8> Stop calling him "The Colster." 7> Offer him Secretary's Day off. 6> Learn to speak that jive talk. 5> Promise him an even higher profile position in the next Middle East war. 4> Give him a nice bottle of Scotch. Just like Mom always gave the maid when she was obviously pissed. 3> Remind him of all the Condoleezza Rice in tight suits he won't be seeing. 2> Bush can promise to promote him from "Secretary of State" to "Secretary of Country." and the Number 1 Way George W. Bush Can Persuade Colin Powell Not to Resign... 1> At a cabinet meeting, loudly demand, "You're not yella, are ya?" [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 LMAO! Especially #2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 LMAO! Especially #2. Yes, number 2 was the best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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