AddisonStSox Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Why I thought of this I'll never know... But, this is the Sports Bar, so he's a good Sports Bar question...if Major League Baseball was going to have a royal rumble...every man for himself...who's your man, pound for pound? Say Varitek and ARod were to actually go at it for instance? I have Varitek with a KO easy. Varitek just looks like that guy on the street you don't want to pick a fight with. Some of my other contenders...in no specific order -Delgado -Glaus -Percival -Unit -Ortiz -Farnsworth -Bradley Some Sox badasses -Hurt -Uribe (I bet he could throw down ) -Freddy -Aaron (muscle city) -Crazy Carl (enough said) Some past badasses -Canseco -Caminiti You all get the idea... Let's Get Ready To Rumble!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxman352000 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Shingo VS. Ichiro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Master Buehrle Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Shingo VS. Ichiro Ahhh, the martial arts. Pitchers of the NL: "THIS IS FOR YOUR DAMN HOP!!!" Sosa: "noooooooo don heert mee i jus pley beisbol an like to hit hon runs, i meen, why doos efryone pick on me? i jus a beisbol payer, like to cowect chicks. da media aways picks on me, you aways pick on me" Sosa then proceeds to leave the stadium crying his eyes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Ahhh, the martial arts. Pitchers of the NL: "THIS IS FOR YOUR DAMN HOP!!!" Sosa: "noooooooo don heert mee i jus pley beisbol an like to hit hon runs, i meen, why doos efryone pick on me? i jus a beisbol payer, like to cowect chicks. da media aways picks on me, you aways pick on me" Sosa then proceeds to leave the stadium crying his eyes out. And then Tom Hanks cold cocks him as he rounds the corner to leave the tunnel "There's no crying in baseball, b****" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Clemens seems like he could go seriously psycho. Sabathia and Bartolo could bring the Sumo! Larry Walker's got the Crazy Eyes, plus he's a hockey guy, so you know he's thrown hands at some point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWeltall Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 TBone Perez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokona Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Barry Zito? Flash Gordon. He always looked like a pissed off black guy when he was on the mound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Gabe Kapler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AddisonStSox Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 Gabe Kapler. Awesome call!!! I was in LF at USCF when he was making a spot start...he's massive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kogs35 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 cant forget dean palmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Gary Sheffield and his popeye arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxrd5 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I'll take Brad Fullmer, "El Guapo" Rich Garces, and Frank Menechino as my three man tag team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Kyle Farnsworth. As much as I hate him him being a cub, he kicked the s*** out of Paul Wilson two years ago. That's enough of me to say he can throw down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxman352000 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 And then Tom Hanks cold cocks him as he rounds the corner to leave the tunnel "There's no crying in baseball, b****" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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