Steff Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 By Sally Tomkins Men can get a lot more lovin' when they know the five things a guy should never say to a lady when he's hoping to get a little action in the sack. "You'll be surprised to hear what the no-nos are," says psychologist Dr. David Morel, whose exciting new book, Gentlemen, Start Your Engines, is set for a Christmas release. Here are a few examples: 1. "I think fat babes are hot." Even when you are sincere, it sounds contrived and insulting. Better to say, "You're pretty AND smart! Wow!" 2. "You remind me of my mother." This is fine if you're talking about the home-cooked dinner your prospective lover prepared for you. But saying it before a roll in the hay is downright creepy. 3."My boss says you're a tiger in bed -- and so does my brother!" Women have little interest in men who treat them as simple sex objects. Better to say, "I hear good things about you." 4."After we do it I'll take you to McDonalds." The suggestion that your lady is a "hamburger whore" doesn't sit well with most women. 5."When is the last time you took a bath?" Questions like this are jarring and can be taken as a vicious snub. http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/how_to/61525 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 How did I EVER get my wife to go out with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Steff, that proves you are a smart as you are pretty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 This thread could get raunchy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 This thread could get raunchy! Just like most other threads here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Just like most other threads here.. ... when Steff is involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 ... when Steff is involved. Ziiinnnggg!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WSoxShuf Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 How about make me dinner b****, that is a nono also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
israel4ever Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Do these lesions bother you, hon?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 You would seriously have to be a major dumbass to say any of those things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Damn your sister is F-I-N-E!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Always could try the "Rodeo" f*** thing. Have her doggie and grab a hold of her hips and say your sister likes it just like this too and try to hold on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
israel4ever Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Always could try the "Rodeo" f*** thing. Have her doggie and grab a hold of her hips and say your sister likes it just like this too and try to hold on. Too funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Damn your sister is F-I-N-E!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 How about make me dinner b****, that is a nono also. "Make me dinner, b****!" is good, although it sounds more like something that would be said in an actual relationship...in a trailer park. Sally is trying to tell you what not to say when you're attempting to pick up some slut at a bar, a club, the library, etc. I'm sorry if I offended any of the sluts here at soxtalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Or the always classic, "Now that you mention it, yes, that dress does make you look REALLY fat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 You would seriously have to be a major dumbass to say any of those things. Check out the source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 "Damn, your brother in F-I-N-E!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Always could try the "Rodeo" f*** thing. Have her doggie and grab a hold of her hips and say your sister likes it just like this too and try to hold on. LMAO. That was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Ohhh, that is so perfect, wait, could you slide over just a little bit, I can't see the TV, and my beer is empty could you get me another one . . . And remember, popping each other's zits is not proper foreplay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I heard this one on the Bob and Tom Show awhile back. "Excuse me, I'm not trying to make a pass. But you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Also on the list: "Do I smell tuna?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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