Texsox Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 ================================================================== T O P 5 C L A S S I C Absolut Top5 ================================================================== October 21, 2004 (Today's list was originally published on January 24, 2000) The Top 14 Pickup Lines Used by Chefs 14> "Uh, yeah... I invented Spaghetti-O's." 13> "You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee -- and less drippy." 12> "Y'know, this hat and apron would look a lot less silly at the foot of your bed." 11> "Hey good lookin', whatcha got reducing over a low flame until the sauce is creamy, then pouring the reduction over the already sauteed veal, adding in a dash of kirsch and flambeing just before presentation?" 10> "Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock." 9> "Whisk, schmisk. I'll show you how a *real* man fluffs butter." 8> "I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?" 7> "Wanna lick my beater?" 6> "How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?" 5> "Hey, weren't you in my 'Introduction to Melons' class?" 4> "I've made thousands of women cream... of tarragon soup!" 3> "Get the buttah." 2> "One cheeseburger coming up. Would you like a little paradise with that? and Topfive.com's Number 1 Pickup Line Used by Chefs... 1> "Mmmm, you look good enough to filet -- but I think I'd rather bone you." [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2000, 2004 by Chris White ] [ To subscribe: [email protected] ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 12> "Y'know, this hat and apron would look a lot less silly at the foot of your bed." 7> "Wanna lick my beater?" These two killed me...omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 21, 2004 Share Posted October 21, 2004 I like this one better Kyle: You got the best balls in the world Chef. Chef: Damn straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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