Texsox Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 October 26, 2004 NOTE FROM CHRIS: Okay, folks, it's getting near THAT time again. Buckle your seat belts and please keep your arms and legs inside the voting booth at all times. The Top 5 Signs Florida Is Preparing to Screw Up the Election Again 5> The inventor of the "Sore/Loserman" sign is walking around muttering, "Very/Bedwards? No. Ummm... Dairy/Led words? No... C'mon, THINK!" 4> First-time voters must view a training video produced by the Sinclair Broadcast Group. 3> Palm Beach County seniors have vowed to atone for their errors by voting correctly this time for Al Gore. 2> "Hello, this is Sangupta and thank you for calling the Diebold voting machine help line. It's 3 a.m. here in Mumbai, so could you please speak slowly?" and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Florida Is Preparing to Screw Up the Election Again... 1> 2000: butterfly ballot. 2004: Mobius strip ballot. Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list: http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 could be worse.... 103% of the population in Columbus, OH has registered to vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 could be worse.... 103% of the population in Columbus, OH has registered to vote :phr The Chicago Democratic machine is alive and kicking.................in Ohio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelasDaddy0427 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Hell the Daley machine is still alive in Chicago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 could be worse.... 103% of the population in Columbus, OH has registered to vote :phr Did they get paid off in crack by the NAACP too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 The Chicago Democratic machine is alive and kicking.................in Ohio. And the Delay machine is kicking in Texas. The GOP took a Congressman with 26 years experience, and the only Jewish person among the Texas contingent, and sliced his district 4 ways to assure more GOP house seats. All this two years after the same GOP approved the Texas map. Slime political maneuver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonxctf Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 that's funny. My favorite is #2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confederate_48 Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Speaking of Florida screwing up the election heres a funny little video. I dont know how to post it so it takes you right to the video but its cloose enough. http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=floridavoting.wmv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted October 27, 2004 Share Posted October 27, 2004 And the Delay machine is kicking in Texas. The GOP took a Congressman with 26 years experience, and the only Jewish person among the Texas contingent, and sliced his district 4 ways to assure more GOP house seats. All this two years after the same GOP approved the Texas map. Slime political maneuver. Both sides have been pulling that crap for years. When one party or the other get in power they try to use that power to their advantage so that they may stay in power. I remember the Dems in Illinois pulling, or attempting to, the same stunt a few years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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