Funny MB interview

[Steff]

Engage in activities with girls the caliber of Christina and Britney, and your shlong will get gang green and fall off.

While I don't disagree with this (except that it's not fact and simply a statement used to make a point).. there are also a lot of skanks and whores that don't have tattoos. Use some common sense when you post would ya..?

[clujer420]

Engage in activities with girls the caliber of Christina and Britney, and your shlong will get gang green and fall off.

While I don't disagree with this (except that it's not fact and simply a statement used to make a point).. there are also a lot of skanks and whores that don't have tattoos. Use some common sense when you post would ya..?

Please don't point out the obvious. "There are sluts that don't have tattoos", "There are girls with tattoos that aren't sluts" -- it's really a waste of time to point out the fact that there are exceptions to every rule.

[Steff]

Engage in activities with girls the caliber of Christina and Britney, and your shlong will get gang green and fall off.

While I don't disagree with this (except that it's not fact and simply a statement used to make a point).. there are also a lot of skanks and whores that don't have tattoos. Use some common sense when you post would ya..?

Please don't point out the obvious. "There are sluts that don't have tattoos", "There are girls with tattoos that aren't sluts" -- it's really a waste of time to point out the fact that there are exceptions to every rule.

Then perhaps you should site those exceptions and not generalize.

[clujer420]

Oh STFU!! I have a tattoo AND a belly ring. Want to call me some s***ty name..? Ya know.. it would be soooo appropriate since you "know me" so well, right??

Heh, your defensiveness resembles that of HSC's. Why get so bothered by it if it's not true?

 

Tattoo and a belly ring...I'm beginning to get the picture. Still not enough evidence to be certain, though.

[clujer420]

Engage in activities with girls the caliber of Christina and Britney, and your shlong will get gang green and fall off.

While I don't disagree with this (except that it's not fact and simply a statement used to make a point).. there are also a lot of skanks and whores that don't have tattoos. Use some common sense when you post would ya..?

Please don't point out the obvious. "There are sluts that don't have tattoos", "There are girls with tattoos that aren't sluts" -- it's really a waste of time to point out the fact that there are exceptions to every rule.

Then perhaps you should site those exceptions and not generalize.

LOL. Apparently you cannot read.

 

From the beginning, I have NEVER used the words "all" or "everyone", so by default I'm leaving room for the exception. If you are not able to see that, that is not my problem.

 

And, once again, I'm going to BOW OUT of this stupid debate. Those with tattoos are obviously biased and take everything personally, so there's no point in continuing.

[cwsox]

This is the part of the inteview that upset me:

 

DL: Number of times a week you're told you look like Eminem.

 

MB: None.

 

 

 

 

By the way, I have two tattoos and 2 piercings (ear). And I am not a slut. Just in case anyone wants to know.

[Chisoxfn]

DL: Three people in your dream dinner party.

MB: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson.

 

Schwing.

Most definately

[Mathew]

Yes - especially Christina.  As if the tattoos weren't bad enough, she's covered with excess piercings.  Yet another HUGE red flag for any self-respecting male.

I haven't a tatoo, just a brain. This statement though it does not specifically say all, does imply it since you claim that if you respect yourself(which everyone should want to) you would do well avoid tatoos and as you put it excess piercings(how many is excess?). You didn't say avoid sluuty one, just avoid all of the people who fit what you later termed a rule. The point that you are to ignorant to comrehend is that a prejudiced steriotype is by no means a rule and should not be stated as fact. You can be an idiot, please don't try to spread your ignorant discrimination.

[Soxplosion]

Come on he didn't say he wanted to marry any of them, just have them for "dinner" and so would I!  You guys can call them gross or whatever but I can't imagine too many hederosexual men turning down time with any of them.  Speaking of threads going off the rails.

I know several that would. They are all over the age of 35 and fear STD's

 

However, I don't know ANY baseball players in Mark's age group (and even a few nearly a decade from it) that would turn them down.

Yes - especially Christina. As if the tattoos weren't bad enough, she's covered with excess piercings. Yet another HUGE red flag for any self-respecting male.

Oh STFU!! I have a tattoo AND a belly ring. Want to call me some s***ty name..? Ya know.. it would be soooo appropriate since you "know me" so well, right??

Well Steff, as long as your female I dont have any problem with belly rings. Its becoming a fad for chicks at my school and I think its kinda hot. But if youre a boy I just dont want to talk about it. As for tatoos, Ive thought about getting some but Im not sure. Its kinda a permanent decision, ya know?

[Steff]

Oh STFU!! I have a tattoo AND a belly ring. Want to call me some s***ty name..? Ya know.. it would be soooo appropriate since you "know me" so well, right??

Heh, your defensiveness resembles that of HSC's. Why get so bothered by it if it's not true?

 

Tattoo and a belly ring...I'm beginning to get the picture. Still not enough evidence to be certain, though.

ROTFLMAO!! Talk to me when you get another decade under your belt.

[Chisoxfn]

Come on he didn't say he wanted to marry any of them, just have them for "dinner" and so would I!  You guys can call them gross or whatever but I can't imagine too many hederosexual men turning down time with any of them.  Speaking of threads going off the rails.

I know several that would. They are all over the age of 35 and fear STD's

 

However, I don't know ANY baseball players in Mark's age group (and even a few nearly a decade from it) that would turn them down.

Yes - especially Christina. As if the tattoos weren't bad enough, she's covered with excess piercings. Yet another HUGE red flag for any self-respecting male.

Oh STFU!! I have a tattoo AND a belly ring. Want to call me some s***ty name..? Ya know.. it would be soooo appropriate since you "know me" so well, right??

Well Steff, as long as your female I dont have any problem with belly rings. Its becoming a fad for chicks at my school and I think its kinda hot. But if youre a boy I just dont want to talk about it. As for tatoos, Ive thought about getting some but Im not sure. Its kinda a permanent decision, ya know?

Agree with you on belly rings Roman.

[witesoxfan]

DL: Three people in your dream dinner party.

MB: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson.

 

Schwing.

Ugh. I'll hope he was just kidding.

Sadly.. probably not. Well except for Jessica (and she's married anyway). The other 2 are just plain nasty (behavior, not specifically looks)!

I wouldn't exactly call them nasty....even their behavior isn't nasty.

 

Their job to society is to make s***ty music so we can put it on mute and watch them dance around in kinky-ass clothes, right before we go to bed, so we can have sweet dreams instead of dreaming about real scary s***.

 

Besides.....Britney probably doesn't have STDs....and neither does Jessica Simpson. Those two both f*** big-time entertainment guys.

 

As for Aguilera....I'm sure her second job is working her local corner. I wouldn't get near her....but she's hot as hell.

[Soxplosion]

This is the part of the inteview that upset me:

 

DL: Number of times a week you're told you look like Eminem.

 

MB: None.

 

 

 

 

By the way, I have two tattoos and 2 piercings (ear).  And I am not a slut.  Just in case anyone wants to know.

Youve got tatoos cw? Of what? If I get tatoos, Ill get my military insignia (Im not sure still waht branch Im joining so this could mean a variety of things) on my chest, a huge eagle with its wings spread on my back and flames running out of both down both of my biceps. The only real obstacle is I dont think the military likes officers with tatoos. And my mom always said God makes us without tatoos for a reason. But if a priest has tatoos, I think Id say there are worse things you can do...

[Steff]

Engage in activities with girls the caliber of Christina and Britney, and your shlong will get gang green and fall off.

While I don't disagree with this (except that it's not fact and simply a statement used to make a point).. there are also a lot of skanks and whores that don't have tattoos. Use some common sense when you post would ya..?

Please don't point out the obvious. "There are sluts that don't have tattoos", "There are girls with tattoos that aren't sluts" -- it's really a waste of time to point out the fact that there are exceptions to every rule.

Then perhaps you should site those exceptions and not generalize.

LOL. Apparently you cannot read.

 

From the beginning, I have NEVER used the words "all" or "everyone", so by default I'm leaving room for the exception. If you are not able to see that, that is not my problem.

 

And, once again, I'm going to BOW OUT of this stupid debate. Those with tattoos are obviously biased and take everything personally, so there's no point in continuing.

And apparently you have a short memory of the words you post. You most definitely said that "girls with tattoos, piercings, AND those who smoke" are (paraphrasing) bad news. Your words. Just a few posts up.. "a red flag for any self respecting male". I'm definitely sure my husband would disagree with you. And oh, he's 20+ years older that you incase you wanted to play the "immature" card.

[witesoxfan]

Tattoos aren't that bad.....I've definately considered getting one or two. I wouldn't like get it on my forearm or my calf....maybe up on my shoulder or my bicep, or maybe my back....I'm not sure.

 

I also know that if I ever get anything pierced....it will be 1 ear....nothing big. I won't be getting my nose or my eyelid or my bellybutton or my nipples or anything like that pierced....that's just gross as hell.

[Steff]

Come on he didn't say he wanted to marry any of them, just have them for "dinner" and so would I!  You guys can call them gross or whatever but I can't imagine too many hederosexual men turning down time with any of them.  Speaking of threads going off the rails.

I know several that would. They are all over the age of 35 and fear STD's

 

However, I don't know ANY baseball players in Mark's age group (and even a few nearly a decade from it) that would turn them down.

Yes - especially Christina. As if the tattoos weren't bad enough, she's covered with excess piercings. Yet another HUGE red flag for any self-respecting male.

Oh STFU!! I have a tattoo AND a belly ring. Want to call me some s***ty name..? Ya know.. it would be soooo appropriate since you "know me" so well, right??

Well Steff, as long as your female I dont have any problem with belly rings. Its becoming a fad for chicks at my school and I think its kinda hot. But if youre a boy I just dont want to talk about it. As for tatoos, Ive thought about getting some but Im not sure. Its kinda a permanent decision, ya know?

I'm a female roman.

 

cw, is there a way to add "sex" to our profiles. roman specifically has referred to me as a "he" several times...

[clujer420]

I'm definitely sure my husband would disagree with you. And oh, he's 20+ years older that you incase you wanted to play the "immature" card.

You're right...someone who is old cannot be immature. What was I thinking?

 

He's 20+ years older than me? That makes him at least 42. How old are you?

[Steff]

DL: Three people in your dream dinner party.

MB: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson.

 

Schwing.

Ugh. I'll hope he was just kidding.

Sadly.. probably not. Well except for Jessica (and she's married anyway). The other 2 are just plain nasty (behavior, not specifically looks)!

I wouldn't exactly call them nasty....even their behavior isn't nasty.

 

Their job to society is to make s***ty music so we can put it on mute and watch them dance around in kinky-ass clothes, right before we go to bed, so we can have sweet dreams instead of dreaming about real scary s***.

 

Besides.....Britney probably doesn't have STDs....and neither does Jessica Simpson. Those two both f*** big-time entertainment guys.

 

As for Aguilera....I'm sure her second job is working her local corner. I wouldn't get near her....but she's hot as hell.

Jessica is married. I have no doubt she's "clean"

 

Brittney IS in fact a whore (saw with my own eyes her partying in Vegas and Miami and it was NASTY!!). Also, she was just screwing Fred Durst - who has (by his own admission) screwed anything that walks.

 

Christina.. in all honesty I bet she's had less partners than Brittney. She's more of an actress, IMO.

[Mathew]

. And oh, he's 20+ years older that you incase you wanted to play the "immature" card.

The youth card he played on me? If our profile are somewhat accurate he has me by a year an a half. I can't wait to be so enlightened next year.

[witesoxfan]

DL: Three people in your dream dinner party.

MB: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Jessica Simpson.

 

Schwing.

Ugh. I'll hope he was just kidding.

Sadly.. probably not. Well except for Jessica (and she's married anyway). The other 2 are just plain nasty (behavior, not specifically looks)!

I wouldn't exactly call them nasty....even their behavior isn't nasty.

 

Their job to society is to make s***ty music so we can put it on mute and watch them dance around in kinky-ass clothes, right before we go to bed, so we can have sweet dreams instead of dreaming about real scary s***.

 

Besides.....Britney probably doesn't have STDs....and neither does Jessica Simpson. Those two both f*** big-time entertainment guys.

 

As for Aguilera....I'm sure her second job is working her local corner. I wouldn't get near her....but she's hot as hell.

Jessica is married. I have no doubt she's "clean"

 

Brittney IS in fact a whore (saw with my own eyes her partying in Vegas and Miami and it was NASTY!!). Also, she was just screwing Fred Durst - who has (by his own admission) screwed anything that walks.

 

Christina.. in all honesty I bet she's had less partners than Brittney. She's more of an actress, IMO.

Hey....maybe he wanted to f*** Simpson and then he would just watch Britney and Christina fondle each other while he f***ed Simpson.

[Steff]

Tattoos aren't that bad.....I've definately considered getting one or two.  I wouldn't like get it on my forearm or my calf....maybe up on my shoulder or my bicep, or maybe my back....I'm not sure.

 

I also know that if I ever get anything pierced....it will be 1 ear....nothing big.  I won't be getting my nose or my eyelid or my bellybutton or my nipples or anything like that pierced....that's just gross as hell.

My tattoo is of Jerry mouse from Tom & Jerry. It's being was the result of a childhood nickname and it's on my right hip. Wouldn't even know it was there unless I told and showed you. My belly ring was a split decision thing. Spring break 1998. Looked cool. Did it.

[clujer420]

. And oh, he's 20+ years older that you incase you wanted to play the "immature" card.

The youth card he played on me? If our profile are somewhat accurate he has me by a year an a half. I can't wait to be so enlightened next year.

If you think maturity has anything to do with age, you have a lot to learn...sonny.

[Steff]

I'm definitely sure my husband would disagree with you. And oh, he's 20+ years older that you incase you wanted to play the "immature" card.

You're right...someone who is old cannot be immature. What was I thinking?

 

He's 20+ years older than me? That makes him at least 42. How old are you?

Not sure how to use the member profiles feature yet..?

[Soxplosion]

Well thats good Steff. Boys with pierced belly buttons are just kinda disturbing. Sorry Ive been referring to you as a he too...

 

And Im gonna get the tatoos I talked about unless the military says that aint cool for officers. Maybe if they just put a limit on the tatoos, Ill get a barbwire on my biceps, that would be nice...

[Steff]

. And oh, he's 20+ years older that you incase you wanted to play the "immature" card.

The youth card he played on me? If our profile are somewhat accurate he has me by a year an a half. I can't wait to be so enlightened next year.

If you think maturity has anything to do with age, you have a lot to learn...sonny.

And it doesn't? Life experience - which comes with age - doesn't aid and help you grow and not make stupid dumbass decisions (and comments)? And isn't it that ability to not make such things called maturity?