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Once again, only in Texas


southsider2k5

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I am surprised the Judge didn't reverse the sentence and give him death. We like the death penalty in Texas. That's why we have so few murders compared to whimpy states without concealed carry laws and the death penalty

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I am surprised the Judge didn't reverse the sentence and give him death. We like the death penalty in Texas. That's why we have so few murders compared to whimpy states without concealed carry laws and the death penalty

The guy just needeed a better defense (see below).

 

A stand-up comic once (I can't remember who) once said Texas was the only state where you could get off on a murder conviction by using the "he needed killin' " defense:

 

Judge: Son, why did you kill that fella?

 

Man: Well Yer Honer... Aj'm sorry but... Well he NEEDED killin'!!

 

Judge: Hmmm, well, OK you can go. Just don't go killin' anybody that doesn't need killin, y'hear?"

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