Steff Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. Topless saleswomen are legal in liverpool, England -- but only in tropical-fish stores. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may have sex only with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. The penalty for pleasuring oneself in indonesia is decaptiation. In Egypt, a couple can legally devorce by writing "I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you." In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally permitted to kill her husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. She may kill her husbands lover, on the other hand, in any manner she desires. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed fom a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises. In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vechile is parked on the couple's own property. In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. In Kentucky "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on the highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club" The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C., is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is illegal. In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. In Ventura County, CA., cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. In Fairbanks Alaska, a moose cannot have sex on city streets. In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. In Connorsville, Wisconson it is illegal for a man to shoot off his gun when a female partner has an orgasm. In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night) http://channels.netscape.com/ns/love/sexlaws.jsp?varN=21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 I never understand laws like these, like in some state i forget where it is illegal to have any kind of candy in your mouth in stores. They also include cough drops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 The penalty for pleasuring oneself in indonesia is decaptiation. Thank you God for giving me a life outside of indonesia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 "Sir, you have been taking pictures for 45 straight days...will you please buy a fish or leave!" "I told you damnit, the film never develops right. And my nephew can't tell what kind of fish he wants if the pictures aren't clear. Now, is it true you have a new employee?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 In Connorsville, Wisconson it is illegal for a man to shoot off his gun when a female partner has an orgasm. This law isn't necessary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 This law isn't necessary... I was just about to comment on that law as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 Wow, that could have been scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 In Egypt, a couple can legally devorce by writing "I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you." I'm sure alot of husbands/wives (dare I say even on this board) wish it was that easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinnesotaSoxFan Posted November 1, 2004 Share Posted November 1, 2004 In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night) So how does the virgin get un-virginized. I made up a new word!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagar69 Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 the only one that makes sense is the maryland one. i actually think that it would be a good idea to do that. a lot unwanted pregnancies would be avoided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 the only one that makes sense is the maryland one. i actually think that it would be a good idea to do that. a lot unwanted pregnancies would be avoided. Condoms prevent pregnancies...not the other way around... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 The penalty for pleasuring oneself in indonesia is decaptiation. which head is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FlaSoxxJim Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 In Egypt, a couple can legally devorce by writing "I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you." About a month ago this made national news because in Egypt and some othet countries where this is the custon, men have been divorcing their wives by textmessaging them on their cell phones "I divorce you" 3x. the wives were throwing out their cell phones, forgetting to charge them, etc., so they couldn;t get the messages. When I read the story I couldn't elp thinkong of the old Steve Martin bit where a man divorced his wife by saying "I break with thee... I break with thee... I break with thee..." and then throwing dog poop on their shoes. Wow, I really date myself with that reference, don't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Wow, I really date myself with that reference, don't I? Lets just say if the Leaky family uncovered this website you'd be classified as Ardipithecus flaxsoxxjim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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