Texsox Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 The Top 9 Things Overheard at Yassir Arafat's Wake 9> "Is Suha seeing anyone yet?" 8> "He looks so peaceful." 7> "Will the driver of the Volkswagen car bomb please report to the parking lot. Your timer is on." 6> "Natural causes? It seems no one had that in the betting pool." 5> "That 21-suicide-bomber salute was touching, wasn't it?" 4> "I guess that Beatles reunion's a pretty moot point now, huh?" 3> "Get me a meeting with the new PLO leader!" "Yessir!" "No, he's the old one; get me...." 2> "Me be a suicide bomber?! Who died and made you bo-- oh, right." and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at Yassir Arafat's Wake... 1> "Now that you mention it, that table cloth *does* look familiar. Oops." [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ http://www.topfive.com ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 3> "Get me a meeting with the new PLO leader!" "Yessir!" "No, he's the old one; get me...." LMAO - sounds like something right out of a Marx Brothers movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 16, 2004 Author Share Posted November 16, 2004 4> "I guess that Beatles reunion's a pretty moot point now, huh?" I never did see Ringo and Arafat at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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