Texsox Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Why are bagels the hottest damn thing coming out of a toaster? Toast doesn't burn my fingers, damn bagel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 want me to kiss your booboo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Windu Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 I got burned once, that really did hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 I burned my hand on the toaster once when I was like 9. It wasn't much, just a momentary burn on my finger, but ever since I've used a knife or fork to grab the stuff. I may look like a wuss but at least I don't get burned. One thing that people always yell at me for though is opening a bag of popcorn with my face right over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 want me to kiss your booboo... Booboo? Is that like a hoo hoo? You can thank Soxy for adding that "cooterism" to my vocabulary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 One thing that people always yell at me for though is opening a bag of popcorn with my face right over it. I always burn my hand on the bag right out the microwave. That or I rip the bag too hard and popcorn goes flying all over the place.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 I burned my hand on the toaster once when I was like 9. It wasn't much, just a momentary burn on my finger, but ever since I've used a knife or fork to grab the stuff. I may look like a wuss but at least I don't get burned. Sticking metal objects into the toaster? I'll risk the burn instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 Sticking metal objects into the toaster? I'll risk the burn instead. Unplugg it first. I have some wooden tong like things my wife bought and stuck by the toaste. Damn, I think I know what they are for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Unplugg it first. I have some wooden tong like things my wife bought and stuck by the toaste. Damn, I think I know what they are for Those are cheater chopsticks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 Those are cheater chopsticks! My wife is on love with these Pampered Chef home parties. It seems like every other month she's going to one or having one. They do make some nice stuff, but I honestly cannot use one more orange peeler or dutch oven scrapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 My wife is on love with these Pampered Chef home parties. It seems like every other month she's going to one or having one. They do make some nice stuff, but I honestly cannot use one more orange peeler or dutch oven scrapper. They DO have a lot of cool stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 They DO have a lot of cool stuff! I'm getting an apple slicer and garlic press and chopper thing for Christmas.... Very exciting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 I'm getting an apple slicer and garlic press and chopper thing for Christmas.... Very exciting. Have you seen the apple peeler? That thing is awesome! Apple Peeler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 My wife is on love with these Pampered Chef home parties. It seems like every other month she's going to one or having one. They do make some nice stuff, but I honestly cannot use one more orange peeler or dutch oven scrapper. hahaha dutch oven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 hahaha dutch oven I missed that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Have you seen the apple peeler? That thing is awesome! Apple Peeler You peel your apples...??? Laa tee da.. :rolly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 Sticking metal objects into the toaster? I'll risk the burn instead. Well it's a toaster oven, not a conventional toaster. And Steff, I do that with ripping the popcorn bag too fast and having it explode all the time. Last weekend I burned my hand on a bag but it took me a little longer to realize it since I had been Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 Have you seen the apple peeler? That thing is awesome! Apple Peeler It is way cool. But I usually just use the apple corer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 You peel your apples...??? Laa tee da.. :rolly When making apple pies or apple sauce it saves a lot of time. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 And Steff, I do that with ripping the popcorn bag too fast and having it explode all the time. Last weekend I burned my hand on a bag but it took me a little longer to realize it since I had been LMAO... I don't cook when drinking. I nearly started my first apartment on fire making Mac & Cheese many moons ago.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 When making apple pies or apple sauce it saves a lot of time. . . I don't bake pies or make apple sauce. Girlymen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 I don't bake pies or make apple sauce. Girlymen. What DO you do, Kramer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 What DO you do, Kramer? Hmmmm...... That's a damn good question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 19, 2004 Author Share Posted November 19, 2004 What DO you do, Kramer? I am a retired 76 year old woman, living in Toronto with my 27 cats and one nervous parakeet named Dusty Rumination of the Day If ever there were a case for renewing Prohibition, it's that old guy I see pathetically wandering around the ballpark muttering repeatedly, "Beer? Beer?" For crying out loud, the dude has a whole case of the stuff strapped to his chest! (Brad Simanek) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palehosefan Posted November 19, 2004 Share Posted November 19, 2004 You guys are crazy, I'm sticking with heating my feet in the oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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