1549 Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 In church this morning, the mass was silent in prayer before the priest presented the bread and wine...so the congregation was kneeling, and completely silent. I was just about asleep when out of nowhere the woman in front of me released a mammoth fart...it was so f***ing loud. I could not stop laughing for 20 mins...I felt so bad about laughing, but I just couldn't help it. Her timing was so impeccable. Anyone else have a funny fart story they would like to share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Just reading that story I almost pissed my pants. Holy s*** dude. LMFAO! My best stroy is one that happend at our school Veterans Day assemble. We were having a moment of silence and all of the sudden the girl infront of me just rips ass. I looked at my friend next to me and we tried to keep from laughing but we couldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinnesotaSoxFan Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Did you get a good wiff of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Passing gas=Universal laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Makes me remember my ever so terrible thread I made long ago... :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Makes me remember my ever so terrible thread I made long ago... :headshake HILARIOUS. i still laugh everytime i see that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted November 22, 2004 Share Posted November 22, 2004 In the words of Phil Hartman as Ed McMahon: "FARTS = FUNNY, YES, SIR!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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