Winning Ugly Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4048 BAGHDAD—The Iraqi Department of Homeland Security recently released a 10-level, color-coded homeland security advisory system that will alert citizens to the risk of a terrorist attack within Iraq's borders. The country's current threat level is elevated, or Code Yellow-Orange. Citizens living in towns with populations of 1,500 or more should prepare for the smoke of burning vehicles to obscure the sun and expect hostages to be tortured for several days before being killed. Should the terror risk level rise to Code Orange-Yellow, it is likely that hostages will be left alive only long enough to dig their own graves. The color chart is hillarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 Thanks to the Onion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted December 2, 2004 Share Posted December 2, 2004 nuclear: frustrated americans ending this thing once and for all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.