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Why isn't anyone calling him Podzilla!?!??!


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Well if we traded The Horse, call him The Pony. His game is speed, it's alliterative and just stupid enough to catch on. Back in the day they'd have called him The Polish Pony, but (1) it might offend in these sensitive times and (2) he may not be Polish.

If we really cared about offending people, would the Sox actually play mr. Roboto when Shingo comes out?

 

I mean, not cause he's Japanese - but more cause It's Styx.

 

Maybe they should play Lady when Judy comes out to pitch. Yeah.

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how bout just Scott "I will kill the twins" Podsednik

 

I looked at his grass and turf stats and on turf he hits .333 with a .391 OBP and .619 SLG!

 

f*** YEAH WE'VE GOT A BONAFIDE TWIN-KILLER

 

(so what if it was only 5 games?)

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Apparently Mac Jurko & Harry have taken to calling him Podzilla, but it's too corny for me.

If I nickname him at all, it'll probably be Pods.

...or "good ol' number (whatever number they give him)"....I still say 11 for him.

It won't be 11.

 

 

 

 

 

Luis Aparicio

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Hawk will think of something like PeaPods

Let's just hope that as Hawkeroo pours his syrup all over Jerry Reinsdorf, Kenny Williams and Ozzie Guillen and how great the off season moves were we don't get sugar poisoning. He has a penchant for overdoing it and names like Pea Poddy, Podzilla, etc, will ruin it quickly. Another thing will be be a .250 average and a subpar OB% and minsicule RBI's, etc, which I am worried might happen. You can only hope for the best though and try and be positive.

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Man are you sad. The guy's coming off a year when he stole 70 bases! 

Up 27 from the year before. All nick names for Pods have to be speed related:

Flash

Quicksilver

Taz (manian Devil)

Road Runner

Streak

Zipster

el zippo

Snatch

Swipester

Zippy

 

I'm too tired to continue :D

Man, I'd punch myself in the face if I ever said any of those nicknames out loud!

:lol:

EL ZIPPO???

Maybe after an 0-for-4 day.... :lolhitting

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