Texsox Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Scott McKie and Victoria Anderson were looking forward to a life of married bliss as they finally 'tied the knot'. But within only an hour and a half of being 'hitched' - and a series of drunken assaults - divorce was looming fast. The tale of what has been called 'Britain's least successful ever' - ended with 23-year-old McKie being dragged from his own wedding reception by police. According to the reports, the happy marriage lasted for all of 90 minutes before Anderson, enraged at a drunken toast to the bridesmaids by her new husband at their reception, violently hit him over the head with an ashtray. He responded by taking a hat-stand at the pub in a suburb of Manchester, northwest England, where the party was taking place, and hurling it towards the bar "like a javelin". Police were called and McKie headbutted one officer and punched another before being dragged to the cells, at which point 40-year-old Anderson cancelled their honeymoon and began divorce proceedings. The sorry tale was recounted at Manchester Crown Court, where McKie pleaded guilty to a series of charges including attempted wounding and assault, receiving a community service punishment. McKie's lawyer told the court that everyone involved had been "very, very drunk at the time". "They had only been together for two or three months before the wedding," McKie's father said. "It was a big mistake." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 "It was a big mistake." Thanks Mr Obvious, you're a lifesaver! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Now THAT's a reception!! ( cue Jim Ross impression ): "MY GOD!!! ASHTRAY!!! ASHTRAY!!!!" "MY GOD!!! MY GOD!!!!! HATSTAND!!! HATSTAND!!!!" "BY GOD, NO!! HEADBUTT!!!!! HEADBUTT ON THE POLICE OFFICER!!!!!" ohhhh, for a video of that melee..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Man I have been to a few of those wedding receptions...you get a room full of drunk hillbillies and Irish and you never know what can happen hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KipWellsFan Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 That's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 "It was a big mistake." Thanks Mr Obvious, you're a lifesaver! One of my favorite Bob and Tom bits for sure. Full Disclosure: My wonderful wife (of nearly 9 years) and I almost didn't make it through the honeymoon. And yes, demon alcohol was to blame. We were in Naw'lins and I mistakenly left a souvinir Pat O'Brien's hurricane glass back at a bar somewhere. On account of afformentioned demon alcohol, this little incident erupted into a blowup of epic proportions and near divorce (go figure). To this day, Mrs. FlaSoxx refuses to drink another mint julep ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 One of my favorite Bob and Tom bits for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 23 and 40, always a big mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 One of my favorite Bob and Tom bits for sure. That and the Love Brothers are my two favorite reoccuring bits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 23 and 40, always a big mistake. She was robbing the cradle a bit there. I'd love to know the drunken toast he offered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 That and the Love Brothers are my two favorite reoccuring bits. Which reminds me... I could really go for a big Dickens Cider can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Which reminds me... I could really go for a big Dickens Cider can. My all time favorite skit too! That is, along with the hypnoblower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 I wonder if any kids were involved? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 My all time favorite skit too! That is, along with the hypnoblower And thanks to a Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction, bits you'll probably never hear on the radio again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 And thanks to a Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction, bits you'll probably never hear on the radio again. Thankfully you can buy their CDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Stories like that make me wish I was still doing morning radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Stories like that make me wish I was still doing morning radio. Like shooting fish in a barrel, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Just picture the kind of reenactment fun I could have. Just like when i did Spiderman. http://www.thisworldtraveler.com/bestof5.mp3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 15, 2004 Author Share Posted December 15, 2004 Stories like that make me wish I was still doing morning radio. I wish I had been the DJ at the reception. I only saw 1 big argument. It was awesome. I tried playing some slow tunes to calm everything down, but I wish I had kung fo fighting :-) or Saturday Night by Elton John. I had some interesting requests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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