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I didn't see this coming, but I guess with Steff and HSC, I should've known what this thread would turn into.  :P

hey you just go on an sit in a corner and let us have our fun.... heck you started this s*** anyhow lol now let us finish it............... :D HOWIE HOWIE HOWIE HOWIE..............

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:fyou you had to go and ruin a good thing huh.........geez us f*** britany......shes a wanna be whiney b**** anyhow.......... :finger :finger :finger you tell me you cant do better than her???? come on gash... dont make me loose the tiny shred of confidence i have left i ya........... :D

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:fyou you had to go and ruin a good thing huh.........geez us f*** britany......shes a wanna be whiney b**** anyhow.......... :finger  :finger  :finger  you tell me you cant do better than her???? come on gash... dont make me loose the tiny  shred of confidence i have left i ya........... :D

Hmmm.very interesting..this concludes my data analysis... :D :bringit

 

((HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET))

MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET

WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

 

ELEMENT: Women

 

SYMBOL: Wo

DISCOVERER: Adam

 

ATOMIC MASS:Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg

 

OCCURRENCES:Copious quantities in all urban areas

 

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film.

2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.

6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

 

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in

alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

 

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Very effective cleaning agent.

 

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy when discovered in the natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

 

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at

different locations as long as specimen don't come into direct contact

with each other.

 

Next..my mathematical equation on why women are evil :bringit :D

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omfg..rotflmmfao............i guess i asked for that one huh gash.........nice.....really nice...........ill bet the composite breakdown for man is not as complicated huh?????? yeah right............dont know one thus far that hasnt had more issues than most women i know.............lol........ :D :D :D

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