Overheard at ClausCo International

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December 23, 2004

 

      The Top 5 Things Overheard at ClausCo International

 

5> "Downsize the elves?  They'll vanish!"

 

4> "Our earnings-to-price ratio is up, but the ROI figures

    indic-- Holy crap, Kris! Did you see the rack on that elf?"

 

3> "If you don't double your production of Chia Pets, *your*

    ass is grass."

 

2> "So, Knoblicker, are you ever going to tell us how you became

    Santa's favorite elf?"

 

                and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing

              Overheard at ClausCo International...

 

1> "Okay, it's done: Delivery has been outsourced to DHL.

    Someone call Hickory Farms about the reindeer."

 

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