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The Top 5 Rejected College Bowl Names


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December 28, 2004

 

          The Top 5 Rejected College Bowl Affiliations

 

5> Homeland Security Terror alert Level Orange Bowl

 

4> Cialis/Johnson & Johnson Rose Bowl

 

3> National Alliance of Prostitutes "Hey Sugar" Bowl

 

2> Alzheimer's Foundation Alamo Bowl

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected College Bowl Affiliation...

 

1> Thank You, Mrs. Bob Mader of Knoxville, for Your Generous

Holiday Spending Visa/Mastercard Bowl

 

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                  Rumination of the Day

 

      This year I once again got drunk at the office

        Christmas party and once again, I ended up

          making photocopies of my flabby, naked butt.

        So now I'm making a New Year's Resolution:

      I'm going to hit the gym more often this year

      so my ass will look better by next Christmas.

 

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Not sure about anyone else, but I thought this was pretty damn funny myself...

 

                  Rumination of the Day

 

        This year I once again got drunk at the office

          Christmas party and once again, I ended up

          making photocopies of my flabby, naked butt.

          So now I'm making a New Year's Resolution:

        I'm going to hit the gym more often this year

        so my ass will look better by next Christmas.

 

LMAO :lolhitting

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