Texsox Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Quote, Cut, and Paste the very best to here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 "the very best" My New Years' resolution is to be a smartass. Or a bigger smartass anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 4, 2005 Author Share Posted January 4, 2005 From ManofSteel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 I nominate the entire Photoshop Soxtalk movie thread. Linky Great thread, great idea for a thread. I was ROFL the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 6, 2005 -> 01:55 PM) Me either, but I can post one handed That explains a lot. Two hands, Two computers, Two posts at once ****Tex made the response***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Gene Honda Civic in the Flying Under the Radar thread about Kobe and how some NBA players are giving up $1000 for each point they score; It would be the first time all year that Kobe realizes he has teammates and starts passing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 The set up Speaking of critics, when we finally do win a World Series, think they will erect a statue of Mariotti for all his helpful suggestions? [logging off and running for cover] Speaking of which I liked his column today The punch line by YASNY The pigeons have to have somewhere to s***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 In the "Weird Quirks" thread: Cheat said: I'm a terrible car passenger --- I have an overwhelming cumpulsion to open the door while the car is moving. I have to always keep the door locked, and if it's one of those that will open anyways, remind myself not to pull too hard on the lever. -- I'm fine when I'm driving though, I guess it's a control issue Donkey Kongerko's response: Have you ever actually done it and jumped from a moving vehicle? I'm no shrink but maybe your compulsion is based on curiousity and would cure itself if you tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 From the thread about the Sox having a charity wiffle ballgame with disadvantaged kids. The quote The young boy stepped to the makeshift plate in the Crystal Ballroom of the Hyatt Regency Hotel, waiting for the pitch from White Sox outfielder Joe Borchard. robinventura23 Later on, the young boy struck out Joe Borchard on three straight pitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 20, 2005 Author Share Posted January 20, 2005 LMAO Southsider rules the day The set up in Pale Hose regarding the guy who was wearing a "screen-name tag" at Soxfest and had water thrown on him. From: insiderinfo Jan-16 12:09 pm To: ALL (1 of 183) 36237.1 I was at Sox Fest yesterday night and I was wearing my nametag with my name insiderinfo on it. Two guys came up to me, asked me if i posted on the whitesox message board. I said yes and they threw 2 cups of water on me and ran away laughing. I want to know who did it so I can get you banned. I ran after them but couldnt catch them. WHO DID IT? The kid later explained others were wearing "screen-name" tags with their post counts. From Southsider2k5 comes this gem LMFAO! Nametags? With post totals? Why didn't they just list their penis sizes? There would have been plenty of room on the tags from the sounds of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 Great one liner in the thread about Bush thanking God. (FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 05:55 PM) Looks to be standing room only for history's several billion Christians (kneeling room for Catholics of course). And Jackie Hayes reply If that's the role that Catholics play in heaven, I'm glad I haven't been very good in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 So... I get credit for the assist on that, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 santo=dorf from one of the Iguchi threads: His agent was looking for "Matsui" money the entire time, but now he might have to settle for "Matt Suey" money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 Tmar's quote in Valponick's thread on his trouble with taxes... your going to jail. see you in 4-6 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 bmags on collectionplategate: Flasoxxjimm: To be fair the President usually doesn't carry a wallet or identification with him. bmags: really? but how would he get gas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 24, 2005 Author Share Posted January 24, 2005 From the Tigers-White Sox Fight thread and the repeated pleas for someone to have the video, came 3E8 to the rescue QUOTE(3E8 @ Jan 23, 2005 -> 09:48 PM) I wasn't able to find any video of the fight, but I did manage to find some still footage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 from 'Sosa dumped from Cubs calendar' thread: QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 24, 2005 -> 01:58 PM) Here are the months on the Official SamME Calendar: Sammuary Februsosa March Of The Gladiator Sosapril SamMAY JuNo See Me Leave Early That Day JuLying About That Surveillance Video August of Wind Kept That Homer In The Park Sammytember OctobrrrrrIt's Too Cold To Play That Last Game Sosember Decemmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 QUOTE(Goldmember @ Jan 24, 2005 -> 02:10 PM) from 'Sosa dumped from Cubs calendar' thread: Damn Goldy you beat me to the punch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyKongerko Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 QUOTE(Goldmember @ Jan 24, 2005 -> 02:10 PM) from 'Sosa dumped from Cubs calendar' thread: It's got my vote as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 28, 2005 Author Share Posted January 28, 2005 From the catch-all anything thread QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 28, 2005 -> 02:42 AM) Because the people that do that are getting pissed and smoking f**s in Britain. context is everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Greasywheels in the " 'Aviator' and Signature" thread: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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