AddisonStSox Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 QUOTE(A.J. @ Jan 3, 2005 -> 09:05 PM) The episode with the "cubans" was good. Wow. What happened with this guy? Talk about sour grapes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 QUOTE(Steff @ Jan 4, 2005 -> 12:54 PM) My fav is the Marine Biologist one. I just love then George pulls that golfball out of his pocket... The look on Kramers face is priceless. LMAO!! "Is that a Titleist? Well, hole in one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 My favorite is the one where Jerry goes to the obnoxious red-headed chick's office to harass her & get revenge for what she did to him during his stand-up comedy routine. Also, the episode with Judge Reinhold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Jan 4, 2005 -> 06:00 PM) Wow. What happened with this guy? Talk about sour grapes. Yeah, HE GAWN. Well, at least now I don't have to look at that annoying chipmunk-looking retard in his avatar with the sideways hat and the hooker outfit. I also came to find out that she's the porn star who ran for governor in California? How nice. I'm sure that all of her family and friends from the trailer park where she grew up at are very proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Jan 4, 2005 -> 03:32 PM) Yeah, HE GAWN. Well, at least now I don't have to look at that annoying chipmunk-looking retard in his avatar with the sideways hat and the hooker outfit. I also came to find out that she's the porn star who ran for governor in California? How nice. I'm sure that all of her family and friends from the trailer park where she grew up at are very proud. See, she quickly became my hero of the stupid people! LOL!!! Ya gotta love porn stars who have principals! Her main cause is anti-boob-jobs! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 4, 2005 -> 09:58 PM) See, she quickly became my hero of the stupid people! LOL!!! Ya gotta love porn stars who have principals! Her main cause is anti-boob-jobs! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChWRoCk2 Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Jan 3, 2005 -> 07:07 PM) My favorite is the skit on Seinfeld "The Bet". Are you the king of your castle?? The master of your domain?? Then in comes Kramer.."I'm out" slamming his wallet down on the table.... yes i agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Granted, this episode is talked about a lot, so it gets kinda old. But holy s***, the Soup Nazi one if always funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 (edited) My fav is the Marine Biologist one. I just love then George pulls that golfball out of his pocket... The look on Kramers face is priceless. LMAO!! "The sea was angry that day, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." "...There I was on the back of the great fish..." "Mammal." "Whatever." Edited January 5, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubKilla Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Jan 4, 2005 -> 03:26 PM) My favorite is the one where Jerry goes to the obnoxious red-headed chick's office to harass her & get revenge for what she did to him during his stand-up comedy routine. Also, the episode with Judge Reinhold That episode where Jerry heckles the woman at her work is also the episode starring Jon Favreau as Eric the Clown. Funny stuff when George is explaining to the NY firefighters why he knocked down kids and an old lady attempting to escape the kitchen fire at his g/f's son's birthday party. NYFF: How do you live with yourself? George: It isn't easy. Judge Reinhold was the "close talker" episode. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 QUOTE(CubKilla @ Jan 5, 2005 -> 05:08 PM) That episode where Jerry heckles the woman at her work is also the episode starring Jon Favreau as Eric the Clown. Funny stuff when George is explaining to the NY firefighters why he knocked down kids and an old lady attempting to escape the kitchen fire at his g/f's son's birthday party. NYFF: How do you live with yourself? George: It isn't easy. Judge Reinhold was the "close talker" episode. Good stuff. George "You've never heard of Bozo the Clown" George to Jerry later "Eric the Clown put it out with his big shoe" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxman352000 Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jan 5, 2005 -> 06:28 AM) George "You've never heard of Bozo the Clown" George to Jerry later "Eric the Clown put it out with his big shoe" Clown: Your hung up on some clown from the sixties man Later George says to Jerry George: I pushed her mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubKilla Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 QUOTE(soxman352000 @ Jan 5, 2005 -> 12:56 AM) Clown: Your hung up on some clown from the sixties man Later George says to Jerry George: I pushed her mother George: What kind of a name for a clown is Eric? Eric: One name's as good as the next. George: Ever heard of Bozo? Eric: No. What is he, some kind of clown? George: You never heard of Bozo the Clown? Eric: No. You're living in the past man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Hudler Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 5, 2005 -> 05:21 AM) My fav is the Marine Biologist one. I just love then George pulls that golfball out of his pocket... The look on Kramers face is priceless. LMAO!! "The sea was angry that day, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." "...There I was on the back of the great fish..." "Mammal." "Whatever." That was one of my top 2 or 3 episodes. I thought the way they tied everything together from the beginning to the end was ingenious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 The Contest The Marine Biologist. and the one that hasn't been mentioned yet..... The Smelly Car. Where the valet stinks so bad it ruins Jerry's car and it clings to everyone who sits in it. Also this is episode where George thinks he drove susan to be a lesbain and Kramer steals Susans girlfriend. Don't ya see....it's the B O!!!!!!!!! One another note on the Parking Garage Episode..that is in the extras on the dvd....That whole garage is a set...they built it cause they couldn't find a garage to use or something.... Actually I found this Seinfeld site when I was trying to find name of an episode. It lists all of them....and after seeing all the names...my favorites list could be like 10-20 long easy. Easily the best comedy ever on tv... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Hudler Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 I forgot about this one...... a classic! A Two Parter - The New Friend: The Boyfriend (Part 1), Of Mastodons and Men (Part 2) -aired:2/12/92 This is the one where Elaine and Jerry fight for the attention of ballplayer Keith Hernandez. Keith loses his charm when he asks Jerry to help him move. This is also the one where George lies to the employment agency telling them that he has a chance at working at a latex factory called Vandelay Industries and gives them Jerry's phone number. He rushes over to Jerry's to tell him what he has done. George falling down on Jerry's floor with his pants around his ankles yelling Vandelay! Vandelay! is priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Hudler Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Another classic..... The Implant -aired:2/25/93 Terri Hatcher guest stars as Jerry's latest love interest. Elaine is convinced that her breasts are not real and this fact causes Jerry some frustration. Kramer helps George save money on a fare to a girlfriend's Aunt's funeral. At the funeral George is caught double dipping! They're real and they're SPECTACULAR! The double-dip scene is hilarious too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 5, 2005 Author Share Posted January 5, 2005 Here's a great site for Seinfeld quotes Forgot about the chinese restaurant, perhaps one of the most amazing 30 minutes in all of tv. 22 full minutes of watching someone wait for a table at a restaurant. whenever the host guy yells 'CARTWRIGHT.' i just crack up and then there's this awesome dialog George: She called. He yelled 'Cartwright.' Jerry: Who's Cartwright? George: I'm Cartwright. Jerry: You're not Cartwright. George: Of course I'm not Cartwright! (From 'The Chinese Restaurant') Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 I'm trying to think of a bad one . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 5, 2005 -> 05:20 PM) I'm trying to think of a bad one . . . Quote or episode? I pretty much think the entire last season was pretty bad. George did nothing but yell for the majority of the episodes, and they really ran with the whole thing of them being people you wouldn't like in real life. Up until the last season, I can say I know people similar to the cast, including myself, but that last season was too much. It was too forced. A prime example was the one where Jerry was buying the new car and George was after the candy bar in the machine. George is so over-the-top that I can't even watch that episode. I really don't like the final season much at all. The show needed to die, and I think they let it go one season too long. Much like Roseanne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 5, 2005 -> 05:40 PM) Quote or episode? I pretty much think the entire last season was pretty bad. George did nothing but yell for the majority of the episodes, and they really ran with the whole thing of them being people you wouldn't like in real life. Up until the last season, I can say I know people similar to the cast, including myself, but that last season was too much. It was too forced. A prime example was the one where Jerry was buying the new car and George was after the candy bar in the machine. George is so over-the-top that I can't even watch that episode. I really don't like the final season much at all. The show needed to die, and I think they let it go one season too long. Much like Roseanne. The ending to roseanne pisses me off so f***ing much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Hudler Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Jan 6, 2005 -> 05:24 AM) The ending to roseanne pisses me off so f***ing much. I don't even remember the end of Roseanne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 QUOTE(Rex Hudler @ Jan 6, 2005 -> 01:40 AM) I don't even remember the end of Roseanne Because you are not missing much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Jan 6, 2005 -> 01:44 AM) Because you are not missing much. Didn't it end with the whole final season being a dream and Dan actually did die from the heart attack? I stopped watching the show all together on the final season as it got so damn ridiculous that it just wasn't worth my time. I hated the whole lottery thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 5, 2005 -> 06:20 PM) I'm trying to think of a bad one . . . I didn't really care for the 2 when Kramer was in California, but other than that it's hard to think of any. Besides, the final episode, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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