knightni Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 I want to know who to complain to. I bought the Magnum XL ones, and they're STILL too small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 QUOTE(SuperSteve @ Jan 6, 2005 -> 12:58 AM) Huh? What are you talking about? Do you want different shapes? There are a ton of different styles...ribbed, heated, twisted, ultraribbed, etc. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing. But four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas. And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want... French Ticklers... Black Mambos... Crocodile Ribs... Sheaths that are designed not only to protect but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress... Have I got one? Well no... But I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high, and say in a loud steady voice: 'Harry I want you to sell me a condom. In fact today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 6, 2005 -> 01:07 AM) When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing. But four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas. And Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want... French Ticklers... Black Mambos... Crocodile Ribs... Sheaths that are designed not only to protect but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress... Have I got one? Well no... But I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high, and say in a loud steady voice: 'Harry I want you to sell me a condom. In fact today I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant! Monty Python ROOLS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Yeah comdoms......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDylan Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 QUOTE(Jeckle2000 @ Jan 5, 2005 -> 06:04 PM) Ohh come on like no one else has this problem. All i'm saying is if your going to make more then one f***ing size then you should make different varieties. It's boring only having to have one style to choose from... Ohh well... One, there are different tyes. Two, what the hell does it matter? You won't see much if it anyways...if you know what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 QUOTE(BobDylan @ Jan 6, 2005 -> 03:31 AM) One, there are different tyes. Two, what the hell does it matter? You won't see much if it anyways...if you know what I mean. Glow in the Dark is nice for the strobe light effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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