Kid Gleason Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 I still want to see the UK version. My wife thinks that her finally seeing it is what killed the US version for her. She says the UK guy is sooooo good that you instantly turn on Steve Carrel once you have seen it. I like the guy who plays...Quint is it? The dorky office guy. I still have only seen 5 minutes of that Earl show. I loved what I saw. But I have yet to be able to catch the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 It's my 3 year old sons birthday today. I'm trying to convince my wife to let me dress him as Jason Voorhees tonight. She keeps saying "no". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jan 13, 2006 -> 07:09 AM) Are we talking the funny British Version, or the not so funny American Version? obviously the unfunny american version for an unfunny american. And i like carrel's character, but that's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 QUOTE(SnB @ Jan 13, 2006 -> 09:26 AM) obviously the unfunny american version for an unfunny american. And i like carrel's character, but that's just me. Last night was funny. I liked him trying to sneak his foot into the CAT scan. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 WOW, what a change in the weather from this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 QUOTE(SnB @ Jan 14, 2006 -> 02:26 AM) obviously the unfunny american version for an unfunny american. Well there's ya problem. Go check out the British Version. The Scottish Guy at my work raves about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 (edited) Chuck norris responses to his new internet fame. Edited January 14, 2006 by SnB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Mr. T is getting in on the action now also: Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood. Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk. Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. - the result was the 80's. 23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence. Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity. You have only seen Mr. T in human form. In Narnia, he is a T. Rex with a lion's tail hanging out of his mouth. Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors. Mr. T once pitied the sun. The ice age followed. Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it. Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him. Mr. T once rocked the Kasbah. Which explains why there is no longer a Kasbah. Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr.T. In 1995, Mr. T was diagnosed with B-cell lymphoma but he pitied his own fool cells until the disease turned into T-cell lymphoma. Upon closer inspection by doctors, the cancerous T-cells now had mohawks, gold chains around their nucleus and were tired of the other cell's jibba-jabba. The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history. Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him. Mr. T was the first to kill two bird with one stone. He kept the stone, and as of now it has killed 6,048. Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain. Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters. Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's. They say when a bear is chasing a group of people, you don't have to outrun the bear, but only have to be faster than the slowest person. If Mr. T is chasing you, you're dead no matter what. Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T. It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T. Mr. T's sperm is so strong it could impregnate a man. Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba. Mr. T was once clocked at 100 fps. That's 100 fools pitied a second. On all 3428 instances it occured, when Mr. T and Chuck Norris both 'deflower' the same woman, the resulting spermal battles have caused the woman's uterus to explode in a flurry of pity and roundhouse kicks. Mr. T doesn't have internal organs. He had them removed to make more room for muscle. The United States Federal Reserve Bank decided that Mr. T's neck was a much safer place for their gold than Fort Knox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 all of those are 10 times funnier if you put joe crede's name in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Thanks to the officer that didn't give me a speeding ticket this morning. :begood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Jan 14, 2006 -> 11:37 AM) Thanks to the officer that didn't give me a speeding ticket this morning. :begood I'm gonna take a wild stab here and assume the officer was male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 11, 2006 -> 12:04 AM) Scarlett Johanssen is on Letterman, right now....if anyone cares. Damn she is sexy. Turn on SNL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 I'm all over it. She is stuck in the worst episode of Saturady Night Live EVER. It's 30 mins. into the show and I have not even come close to laughing. Pooor girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Oh f***, the muscial guest is Death Cab for Cutie. I fail to see the fascination with this band. This show is a cluster f***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 14, 2006 -> 05:28 PM) I'm gonna take a wild stab here and assume the officer was male. Yeah. It helped that I was about a mile from home, that I had a nasty cough, sounded like total s*** (just like I do now - f***ing whatever it is that I have), had a bag of ricolas and a pile of kleenex next to me. Brian was pulled over by a guy in the same are a couple years ago with more infractions and he let him go as well. I think they do it more to scare in that area than to actually give tickets. I wish this whatever I have would leave me completely. It started as a bad chest cold and now it is in my head causing my head to throb something fierce. cold -> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 14, 2006 -> 11:14 PM) Oh f***, the muscial guest is Death Cab for Cutie. I fail to see the fascination with this band. This show is a cluster f***. Yeah, this band is so weak, I'd have thought even the Sensitive Emo Hoodie Crew would kick their asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jan 14, 2006 -> 11:14 PM) Oh f***, the muscial guest is Death Cab for Cutie. I fail to see the fascination with this band. This show is a cluster f***. SNL isn't funny anymore. Death Cab for Cutie has always sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 Remember SkiFree? http://students.imsa.edu/~sawicki/other/SkiFree.exe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 16, 2006 Share Posted January 16, 2006 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jan 15, 2006 -> 09:51 PM) Remember SkiFree? http://students.imsa.edu/~sawicki/other/SkiFree.exe How to scare the hell out of people in the modern age: Link to an .exe file!!! LOL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Jan 15, 2006 -> 07:37 AM) Yeah. It helped that I was about a mile from home, that I had a nasty cough, sounded like total s*** (just like I do now - f***ing whatever it is that I have), had a bag of ricolas and a pile of kleenex next to me. Brian was pulled over by a guy in the same are a couple years ago with more infractions and he let him go as well. I think they do it more to scare in that area than to actually give tickets. I wish this whatever I have would leave me completely. It started as a bad chest cold and now it is in my head causing my head to throb something fierce. cold -> Hey I know how you feel. I got it three weeks ago....AND IT'S STILL HERE! I finally stopped being stuborn this weekend and got some sinus relieft medicine. I feel better when the drugs are working, but when they wear off it sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 last night I had a dream about dietrich bonhoffer. weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 QUOTE(Soxy @ Jan 17, 2006 -> 12:30 PM) last night I had a dream about dietrich bonhoffer. weird. Last night I dreamt I was looking for Miss PA at the super bowl, got my leg caught in an automatic door, and my friend from high school sang "Mama Mia" instead of the national anthem to start the game............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Jan 17, 2006 -> 12:41 PM) Last night I dreamt I was looking for Miss PA at the super bowl, got my leg caught in an automatic door, and my friend from high school sang "Mama Mia" instead of the national anthem to start the game............ OK, I think you win that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 I know somebody mentioned this before on soxtalk...but Snyder's Hot Buffalo Wing Pretzel Pieces are amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 The Fiance just got a raise! Woo-Hoo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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