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^Willie lives in Texas

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NOTE FROM LARRY:

 

Millionaires always have butlers, right?

And maids, and gardeners and chauffeurs?

So we're wondering what kinds of hired help

modern-day millionaire athletes might employ...

 

The Top 10 Employees of Millionaire Athletes

 

10> Ride Pimper

 

9> Jason Giambi's Vagueness Advisor

 

8> Personal Xbox Trainer

 

7> PDTA: Paternity DNA Testing Assistant

 

6> Emergency Urine Donor

 

5> Personal Assistant's Chauffeur's Bodyguard's Masseuse

 

4> Steroid Hypo Warmer-Upper

 

3> Disrespectful Motorist Tailgunner

 

2> Tattoo Touch-Up Artist

 

and the Number 1 Employee of a Millionaire Athlete...

 

1> Extra Chauffeur (Jayson Williams only)

 

[ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ]

[ http://www.topfive.com ]

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QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Mar 7, 2005 -> 12:46 PM)
I saw a commercial for that DVD on ESPNews, and I was like "What the f***?  Is this real?"

 

I thought it was a SNL parody at first. I did a google search to find out. LMAO on the picks and comments.

 

If it drives like a 4 door sedan, stand back and look closely and see if it IS a 4 door sedan. :lolhitting

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So, the State of NY has offered TA/GA's a 2.75% raise increase over our pay. That will come out to about $300 a year--is that a typical increase (like the percentage I mean)?

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QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 8, 2005 -> 12:42 PM)
So, the State of NY has offered TA/GA's a 2.75% raise increase over our pay. That will come out to about $300 a year--is that a typical increase (like the percentage I mean)?

 

Actually almost exactly. The average wage increased 2.8% for 2004.

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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 8, 2005 -> 12:43 PM)
Actually almost exactly.  The average wage increased 2.8% for 2004.

Cool, thanks. There's some drama in our union that it's a tiny increase. I guess it just seems like a tiny increase because we make so little to start with. :D

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QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 8, 2005 -> 12:44 PM)
Cool, thanks. There's some drama in our union that it's a tiny increase. I guess it just seems like a tiny increase because we make so little to start with.  :D

 

Yeah trust me, I know full well that 3% of s***, is still s***.

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Oh, those crazy Kiwis!

 

Women Bare Breasts in Prince Charles Visit

 

By RAY LILLEY, Associated Press Writers

 

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Two women who bared their breasts in protest were arrested and dragged away as Britain's Prince Charles arrived for an official function Tuesday in New Zealand's capital.

 

The two women, described by police as taking part in "unrelated" protests, were later charged with disorderly behavior.

 

One woman climbed atop a wall, bared her chest and shouted "shame, shame" as Charles walked toward the City Art Gallery doorway. The woman, exposed from the waist up, was grabbed by two uniformed police officers, arrested and marched from the scene as the prince was led into the building.

 

In an apparent protest against the monarchy, the woman had the message "Get your colonial shame off my breasts" scrawled across her chest and stomach.

 

Reporters said the prince appeared to look in the woman's direction and smile as he entered the gallery.

 

Earlier in another part of the Civic Square, a bare-chested woman carrying a small child was hauled away by plain-clothed police moments before the prince would have been confronted by her as he greeted a line of well-wishers.

 

The woman, also bare from the waist up, was dragged away shouting, "I just want to feed my baby."

 

Charles did not appear to notice the woman, local media said.

 

Both women arrested were later freed on bail, police said.

 

In another apparently linked protest, five anti-monarchists stood atop a wall with banners reading "Death to the monarchy" and "Honor the treaty," a reference to British crown breaches of New Zealand's founding treaty with the indigenous Maori people.

 

A woman with a bullhorn chanted, "Shame on the British monarchy, shame for years of colonialism, shame for years of genocide."

 

The protesters shouted "parasites, parasites" as Charles walked through the city's Civic Square greeting some of the more than 600 people gathered to see him. The protests, the first of his five-day visit to New Zealand, caused no disruption.

 

The prince was on the third day of a five-day royal visit to New Zealand, a former British colony that retains Britain's monarch as head of state.

 

A growing republican movement wants to end the link and replace the monarch with a New Zealander. Some monarchists also oppose Charles becoming the nation's future king.

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QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 10:39 AM)
McCandless girl, 17, wounded by boyfriend

 

can I get a WTF?

 

 

FELL OFF THE f***ING CHAIR....

 

 

 

If i only had the balls to try doing that myself....

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Ruminations for March 9, 2005

 

-=++=-

 

The reason I enjoy The Home Shopping

Network so much is that they never

interupt their shows with commercials.

 

(Fanny Bright)

 

-=++=-

 

I think I may finally be winning my 3-year-old

message board thread about how I'm not

always stubborn and obsessive-compulsive.

 

(Michael Cunningham)

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NOTE FROM CHRIS:

 

Men's Health magazine recently named Ft. Wayne,

IN, as the country's dumbest city -- just barely

beating out Newark, Las Vegas and Corpus Christi.

 

The Top 5 Signs Your City's Not So Bright

 

5> City Hall is located at the intersection of Jessica Simpson

Blvd. and Britney Spears Ave.

 

4> As the citizens of Poopyturd Falls will attest, you'd better

make sure some legal safeguards are in place before you

decide to resolve a budget shortfall with that "rename our

town" gimmick on eBay.

 

3> Your mayor gets re-elected running under the campaign slogan,

"b**** set me up!"

 

2> To improve the town's image, the population unanimously voted

to change the name from "Skanksville" to "Skanksburg."

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your City's Not So Bright...

 

1> City Council just granted an Indian Gaming license to

a business consortium from New Delhi.

 

Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list:

http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml

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QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 9, 2005 -> 04:50 PM)
NOTE FROM CHRIS:

 

        Men's Health magazine recently named Ft. Wayne,

        IN, as the country's dumbest city -- just barely

    beating out Newark, Las Vegas and Corpus Christi.

 

 

I get to go back to the dumbest city in America today. Starting spring break a day early. :)

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March 10, 2005 --  ACTION hero Bruce Willis (above) got some action of a different kind after the screening of his new blood-and-guts flick, "Hostage." At an after-after-party at the Peninsula Hotel early yesterday, Willis, who turns 50 this month, and teen queen Lindsay Lohan, 18, enjoyed a mutual gropefest. "At one point, Bruce had Lindsay's pants down far enough to reveal a tattoo that said 'La Bella Vista' (The Beautiful View) on her right cheek," says our spywitness. Eventually, Willis and a few friends, including Lohan, took the party upstairs to his suite.
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