FlaSoxxJim Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jun 16, 2005 -> 01:16 PM) 13 Hours and 14 Minutes. I have no will power. Not Lord of the Manor any more, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 UPDATE: My right nipple is hard, the left one.........not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AddisonStSox Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jun 16, 2005 -> 12:16 PM) 13 Hours and 14 Minutes. I have no will power. Piss poor effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I saved up my bonus points from my debit card and cashed in my change jar (okay, okay, it's a piggy bank shaped like a baseball, but you know...) and bought a digital camera. I got a Canon A520. So far it's pretty good. Hooooooray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 10:26 PM) I saved up my bonus points from my debit card and cashed in my change jar (okay, okay, it's a piggy bank shaped like a baseball, but you know...) and bought a digital camera. I got a Canon A520. So far it's pretty good. Hooooooray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jun 21, 2005 -> 01:26 PM) I saved up my bonus points from my debit card and cashed in my change jar (okay, okay, it's a piggy bank shaped like a baseball, but you know...) and bought a digital camera. I got a Canon A520. So far it's pretty good. Hooooooray! Just don't break it like my parents did in Paris, so you have to use it like a normal camera. OOPS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 10:26 PM) I saved up my bonus points from my debit card and cashed in my change jar (okay, okay, it's a piggy bank shaped like a baseball, but you know...) and bought a digital camera. I got a Canon A520. So far it's pretty good. Hooooooray! they are so cool. Stay organized from the start. My first one shot directly onto 3 1/2 floppy disks and now I have hundreds of disks and no clue what is on any of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 21, 2005 -> 03:04 AM) they are so cool. Stay organized from the start. My first one shot directly onto 3 1/2 floppy disks and now I have hundreds of disks and no clue what is on any of them. You're up late for an old man Tex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Jun 21, 2005 -> 03:17 AM) You're up late for an old man Tex. Woke up when Jr. got a phone call and could not fall back asleep He was at a local concert where a few of his buddies were performing. So I figured I would get some of this paperwork out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 21, 2005 -> 02:04 AM) they are so cool. Stay organized from the start. My first one shot directly onto 3 1/2 floppy disks and now I have hundreds of disks and no clue what is on any of them. Yeah, I'm trying to put them in folders by subject so I can find them easily. It's pretty cool. It's amazing how crisp and clean my pictures are. I think the quality is on par with my regular camera ( maybe even my SLR).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um. . . no." " - or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted, " " - or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 ***Dirty Joke*** An old man is sitting on the front porch with a beer one day. His grandson comes along and and asks "Can I have some beer?" The grandpa says "Does your dick reach your ass?" Dejected, the child replies "No" and proceeds to walk away. The next day, the old man was sitting on the porch smoking a cigarette. His grandson comes along and and asks "Can I have some of that cigarette?" The grandpa says "Does your dick reach your ass?" Rejected again, the child replies "No" and walks away. So, the next day, the grandpa gos to sit on the porch and see's his grandson sitting there with a cigar. The grandpa asks "Can I get a whiff of that cigar?" The kid asks "Does your dick reach your ass?" Proudly, the grandpa says "Yes, it does." The grandson then get's up and says "Then go f*** yourself!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 07:20 PM) ***Dirty Joke*** An old man is sitting on the front porch with a beer one day. His grandson comes along and and asks "Can I have some beer?" The grandpa says "Does your dick reach your ass?" Dejected, the child replies "No" and proceeds to walk away. The next day, the old man was sitting on the porch smoking a cigarette. His grandson comes along and and asks "Can I have some of that cigarette?" The grandpa says "Does your dick reach your ass?" Rejected again, the child replies "No" and walks away. So, the next day, the grandpa gos to sit on the porch and see's his grandson sitting there with a cigar. The grandpa asks "Can I get a whiff of that cigar?" The kid asks "Does your dick reach your ass?" Proudly, the grandpa says "Yes, it does." The grandson then get's up and says "Then go f*** yourself!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 http://traveloasis.com/pet-travel-gear.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jun 23, 2005 -> 01:20 AM) http://traveloasis.com/pet-travel-gear.html You just wasted 10 seconds of my life, I'd like it back please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 LOL. I'll bet he sells lot of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 (edited) My friggin labmate/office partner is going on and on and on about how she's going to join MENSA. Hey good for you! Maybe you'll learn to be less socially inept--oh, wait, no probably not. Woohoo, that's great. More boring, crappy, pointless and condescending conversations about how smart you are. Sweeeeeeeeeet. I can't frigging wait. Days like this make me really, really, really miss my normal and socially competent college and high school friends. Edited June 23, 2005 by ChiSoxyGirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jun 23, 2005 -> 10:53 AM) My friggin labmate/office partner is going on and on and on about how she's going to join MENSA. Hey good for you! Maybe you'll learn to be less socially inept--oh, wait, no probably not. Woohoo, that's great. More boring, crappy, pointless and condescending conversations about how smart you are. Sweeeeeeeeeet. I can't frigging wait. Days like this make me really, really, really miss my normal and socially competent college and high school friends. Then why do you come here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jun 23, 2005 -> 10:53 AM) My friggin labmate/office partner is going on and on and on about how she's going to join MENSA. Hey good for you! Maybe you'll learn to be less socially inept--oh, wait, no probably not. Woohoo, that's great. More boring, crappy, pointless and condescending conversations about how smart you are. Sweeeeeeeeeet. I can't frigging wait. Days like this make me really, really, really miss my normal and socially competent college and high school friends. BTW, MENSA members come from all walks of life. Some are actually socially adept and not afraid of the world. The geeks talk about how smart they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 23, 2005 -> 11:39 AM) BTW, MENSA members come from all walks of life. Some are actually socially adept and not afraid of the world. The geeks talk about how smart they are. I understand that MENSA people do many things, but no cool Mensa member would flaunt membership. I think in the context of the lab partner of doom, it's more about being better and smarter than everyone else than anything else. Inherently there's nothing elitist about it, until you get people being jerks about how smart they are.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jun 23, 2005 -> 01:08 PM) I understand that MENSA people do many things, but no cool Mensa member would flaunt membership. I think in the context of the lab partner of doom, it's more about being better and smarter than everyone else than anything else. Inherently there's nothing elitist about it, until you get people being jerks about how smart they are.... Exactly. Being smart is grossly over rated. Look at Dubya, Billy Gates, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Question for DirecTV users....have you memorized the "NFL Sunday Ticket" song yet? I sure have. STOP PLAYING THAT f***ING COMMERCIAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 (edited) Edited June 24, 2005 by qwerty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 Linked I think this may have been posted before. Something to send to that special friend who forwards every email Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 24, 2005 -> 06:50 AM) Linked I think this may have been posted before. Something to send to that special friend who forwards every email genious. that thing has been needed for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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