Texsox Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 06:34 AM) I've just chased the biggest possum I've ever seen in my backyard with a broom. Fun Times. No pellet gun? Next a yeee haw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 11:52 PM) No pellet gun? Next a yeee haw! Where's the Everything is Bigger in Texas Joke when I need it? No next time, I'll just set my dog or cat loose on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 07:34 AM) I've just chased the biggest possum I've ever seen in my backyard with a broom. Fun Times. Now wait just one second. Go pick on one of your own Aussie marsupials leave the only one we have alone! FUN FACT: With the exception of the bandicoot, males of all marsupial specias have a penis that is posterior rather than anterior to the testes. [/nearly useless facts from college mammalogoy class] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 07:26 AM) Now wait just one second. Go pick on one of your own Aussie marsupials leave the only one we have alone! FUN FACT: With the exception of the bandicoot, males of all marsupial specias have a penis that is posterior rather than anterior to the testes. [/nearly useless facts from college mammalogoy class] So his penis is up his ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 08:45 AM) So his penis is up his ass Heh, not quite. The erect non-bandicoot marsupial penis still points forward but the testes have to teabag around it. Very technical description, I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 Mammal pornography, New on Soxtalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 Over 3,000 posts, what a thread It is funny to jump to random pages and see how this has been all over the map. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 26, 2006 -> 11:42 PM) That's pretty cool. Unless you're Superman. Then you're f***ed. OMG. If YOU'RE Superman, then we're all f***ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 07:34 AM) I've just chased the biggest possum I've ever seen in my backyard with a broom. Fun Times. I'm scared to DEATH of those things. My in law's had one camped out on their front lawn once, I refused to enter the house. I'm a total city boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The first time I had an armadillo pushing his nose at my tent I almost crapped. Then I discovered what a stupid little animal they are. Now I enjoy seeing them rooting around for bugs and actually enjoy seeing them in and around camp. Possums? YUCK. Giant rats. They gross me out, I can't stand to have them around. ANd I am not a city boy by any stretch of the imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 09:16 AM) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The first time I had an armadillo pushing his nose at my tent I almost crapped. Then I discovered what a stupid little animal they are. Now I enjoy seeing them rooting around for bugs and actually enjoy seeing them in and around camp. Possums? YUCK. Giant rats. They gross me out, I can't stand to have them around. ANd I am not a city boy by any stretch of the imagination. Texsox - "Armadillos make better lovers" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 09:30 AM) Texsox - "Armadillos make better lovers" I'll take your word for it . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 10:30 AM) Texsox - "Armadillos make better lovers" "Really they're quite fearful - that's my theory. They see us on stage with tight trousers. We've got, you know, armadillos in our trousers. I mean it's really quite frightening..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 Suddenly I started singing . . . Muskrat, muskrat candlelight Doin’ the town and doin’ it right In the evenin’ It’s pretty pleasin’ Muskrat susie, muskrat sam Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land And they shimmy And sammy’s so skinny And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin’ and jingin’ the jango Floatin’ like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love Nibbling on bacon, chewin’ on cheese Sammy says to susie honey, would you please be my missus? And she say yes With her kisses And now he’s ticklin’ her fancy Rubbin’ her toes Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes As they wriggle, and sue starts to giggle And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin’ and jingin’ the jango Floatin’ like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love La da da da da ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Muskrats WISH they were badass enough to be marsupials. Placentas are sooo overrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 07:26 AM) Now wait just one second. Go pick on one of your own Aussie marsupials leave the only one we have alone! FUN FACT: With the exception of the bandicoot, males of all marsupial specias have a penis that is posterior rather than anterior to the testes. [/nearly useless facts from college mammalogoy class] O.K., so just what the hell is your idea of a "completely useless fact" then??? I know I am setting myself up...but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 11:11 AM) O.K., so just what the hell is your idea of a "completely useless fact" then??? I know I am setting myself up...but still. You want useless. I got useless: :P • Male lizards of genus Anolis have two penises (gosh, I know a disturbing amount about animal penises). • There are no irregular verbs in the Swahili language. • The twelve cranial nerves are, in order of emergence from the brain, optic, olfactory, occulomotor, trochlear, trigeminal, abducens, facial, auditory, glossopharyngeal, vagus, somatic (aka spinal accessory), hypoglossal. The competing mnemonic devices to remember this uselessness are (depending on your preferred vicees and/or level of maturity): "On old Olympus' towering tops, a Fin and German viewed some hops," or; 'Oh oh oh, to touch and feel a girl's vagina – so fine" Yessiree. Time to purge the mental hard drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Jim, you're pretty much just scaring us now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 What the hell is a Kernel Debugger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 12:38 PM) What the hell is a Kernel Debugger? make sure he wears a condom . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 27, 2006 Author Share Posted January 27, 2006 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Priceless video clip... Conan O'Brien and Stephen Colbert... "I shot you very near the heart!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 Anyone with experience or education in psychology willing to guess what it could mean if a girl writes her own name consistently through a notebook? I'm just interested because I used an excuse of copying notes to intitate conversation with a girl I'm interested in. When I open up her notebook, literally every page held several elaborate signatures of her own name. Both large and small. IMO, It was strange someone would devote so much time to writing their own name with swirls and bows and shaded accents. I've seen doodles done in the name of boredom, but not 10+ signatures though several pages. I realize anything I could extract from this likely won't amount to much. I'm wondering whether anyone could read this post and say, "Oh--this girl probably has a heightened sense of self esteem." Or, "young kids often do this, and their reason is....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 07:15 PM) Anyone with experience or education in psychology willing to guess what it could mean if a girl writes her own name consistently through a notebook? I'm just interested because I used an excuse of copying notes to intitate conversation with a girl I'm interested in. When I open up her notebook, literally every page held several elaborate signatures of her own name. Both large and small. IMO, It was strange someone would devote so much time to writing their own name with swirls and bows and shaded accents. I've seen doodles done in the name of boredom, but not 10+ signatures though several pages. I realize anything I could extract from this likely won't amount to much. I'm wondering whether anyone could read this post and say, "Oh--this girl probably has a heightened sense of self esteem." Or, "young kids often do this, and their reason is....." Usually lesbians write their names a lot in notebooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Jan 27, 2006 -> 11:56 PM) Usually lesbians write their names a lot in notebooks. Should have expected smart ass replies. Suppose I'll have to find out myself if she's an egotistical woman. Which I assume. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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