Texsox Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 February 6, 2006 The Top 5 Things Heard During the Super Bowl That Sounded Dirty, But Weren't 5> "You said it, Al -- that muff was huge!" 4> "He's been getting into the pocket all day and forcing Big Ben out to the left, where he always gets whacked hard." 3> "Let's wait to see where the spot ends up." 2> "He really needed 10 inches, but it looks to me like he's only got about six." and Topfive.com's Number 1 ThingsHeard During the Super Bowl That Sounded Dirty, But Weren't... 1> "If I really need to score in under a minute, I put the ball in Big Ben's hands and let him work his magic." Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 17-item list and the Runner Up/Honorable Mention submissions for today's list: "Fumblerooski!" and "Sidelined" http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 (edited) Major labels losing millions to online networks? Jessica Simpson re-signs to Columbia for $35 Million :puke Edited February 7, 2006 by 3E8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AddisonStSox Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Online registration for the Wall Street Journal was an absolute breeze. If anyone was hoping to subscribe, but was scared away at the thought of a nasty online registration, fear not, it was painless. Highly recommended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 Golden Girls on tv and all I can think of is Rex . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 This gyro is fabulous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian Saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?" Osama Bin Laden," she says. Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock. Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, ! he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot and then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore. Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new-found pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard." I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, our Marines could blow his ass to Kingdom Come." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Anybody else love when newschannels show segments about overweight people and feature clips of jiggling bodies walking down the street? These cameramen have to fear for their lives out there. How do you explain to someone, if you were caught, you're showing their figures from the neck down (for a segment on obesity) and there's nothing they can do about it? Must be tough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 8, 2006 Author Share Posted February 8, 2006 QUOTE(Tony82087 @ Feb 8, 2006 -> 11:47 AM) So im sitting in the library of school, on Soxtalk and playing Poker. There has to be something more productive I could be doing........... No, it is the best preparation for your future career . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 So the SLaP board becomes the SLaM board, huh? I like SLaM better than SLaP anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 QUOTE(The Critic @ Feb 8, 2006 -> 06:15 PM) So the SLaP board becomes the SLaM board, huh? I like SLaM better than SLaP anyway! Didn't even notice....why the change? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 For a second I thought the political forums were removed. I WOULD HAVE RAISED HELL! /shakes fist. It sounds odd. I'm so used to Sex, Lies, Politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AddisonStSox Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Feb 8, 2006 -> 06:22 PM) Didn't even notice....why the change? Politics now discussed in Fillibuster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Feb 8, 2006 -> 06:24 PM) Politics now discussed in Fillibuster. Ooo duh. :banghead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Woohoo - I just found out I can sneak in here between 12 and 1 or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 One hallway in my (work) building REEKS of pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 Jimmy Johns for lunch...priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 QUOTE(Brian @ Feb 9, 2006 -> 01:30 PM) Jimmy Johns for lunch...priceless. what number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 QUOTE(Brian @ Feb 9, 2006 -> 02:30 PM) Jimmy Johns for lunch...priceless. did they finally get another type of bread other than that pale, hard, bland s***?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 9, 2006 -> 03:30 PM) did they finally get another type of bread other than that pale, hard, bland s***?? Pale, hard, and bland... that reminds me of... nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 9, 2006 -> 02:30 PM) did they finally get another type of bread other than that pale, hard, bland s***?? what!? that bread is delicous. Though the one thing they do better than anyone else is the way they slice up the lettuce, it just adds so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 QUOTE(SnB @ Feb 9, 2006 -> 01:31 PM) what number? 2 Slim 1's + Mayo MMMMMMMMMMMMMM And Jimmy Johns bread kicks ass. Sometimes I just get day old bread and cover it in mayo when I go there with people and I only have change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 QUOTE(Soxy @ Feb 9, 2006 -> 01:19 PM) One hallway in my (work) building REEKS of pot. Must be an experiment ~or~ How do you know what that smell like?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 9, 2006 -> 08:53 PM) How do you know what that smell like?! Hey, I went to church camp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AddisonStSox Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 (edited) Alright, guys, I need the song name and artist for the wacky opening song of Dumb and Dumber ...I checked the sou.ndtrack...I don't think it's on there. Edited February 10, 2006 by AddisonStSox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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