DBAHO Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 26, 2005 -> 02:38 PM) I closed on a house today! Now it's paint. paint, paint, so we can get moved in. The $#*&%$! property taxes are going to be TRIPLE what the MLS and the tax appraisers office suggested they were going to be, because of a newly enacted way of screwing new homeowners and making the initial taxable value assessment at essentially 100% of the selling price. Time to get that part-time pizza delivery job I guess... Going along with the house theme, we've sort of been renovating the living room down here. We've just sold the wood heater today, and let me tell you, that was a whole lot of fun moving around the house and out the front (my back would tend to disagree). Then my dog was stupid enough to fall into the hole where the heater was because he thought there was a possum down there. Oh and good luck with the house Jim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 26, 2005 Author Share Posted February 26, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 09:38 PM) I closed on a house today! Now it's paint. paint, paint, so we can get moved in. The $#*&%$! property taxes are going to be TRIPLE what the MLS and the tax appraisers office suggested they were going to be, because of a newly enacted way of screwing new homeowners and making the initial taxable value assessment at essentially 100% of the selling price. Time to get that part-time pizza delivery job I guess... News out of Florida today. A teacher has been arrested, not on child molestation charges, but on an elaborate plan where his students were deliveriing pizzas and all the tips went to him. Yes, he was pimping pizza delivery drivers to the local pizzarias. In an attempt to fit in and disguise his well know appearance he wore a hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santo=dorf Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Feb 26, 2005 -> 12:59 AM) Was this the song featured at the end of "Born to Kill?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You mean "hard to kill?" No this was "Marked for Death" where he and that black dude from "Requiem for a Dream" who told Jennifer Connelly "I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air," take on twin Jamaican drug lords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 So, went out bowling last night, and, obviously, got a little drunk. So all of my friends out here are east coasters and they were just making fun of the Midwest like it was going out of style. Finally, I'd had it and I yelled (literally yelled), "Shut up! We grow your food assholes!!!" It was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Feb 26, 2005 -> 04:26 PM) So, went out bowling last night, and, obviously, got a little drunk. So all of my friends out here are east coasters and they were just making fun of the Midwest like it was going out of style. Finally, I'd had it and I yelled (literally yelled), "Shut up! We grow your food assholes!!!" It was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Feb 26, 2005 -> 04:26 PM) So, went out bowling last night, and, obviously, got a little drunk. So all of my friends out here are east coasters and they were just making fun of the Midwest like it was going out of style. Finally, I'd had it and I yelled (literally yelled), "Shut up! We grow your food assholes!!!" It was funny. when i went to canada in january, my gf's family would not stop commenting on my midwestern accent. Of course I had more than enough ammo just with one simple comment.........'eh?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 Ever feel like you should tell the whole world how you feel about a situation even though you know that your smartest move is to stay clammed up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." -- Abe, Honestly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Feb 27, 2005 -> 03:23 PM) when i went to canada in january, my gf's family would not stop commenting on my midwestern accent. Of course I had more than enough ammo just with one simple comment.........'eh?' At least you can be thankful it wasn't an Aussie Accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Feb 27, 2005 -> 01:57 AM) At least you can be thankful it wasn't an Aussie Accent. Spot on mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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3E8 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 It's hard to stay in a bad mood when listening to Hall And Oates' - "You Make My Dreams Come True." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 If you replace the word bad with good, I'd agree. I prefer Loggins and Messina myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 2, 2005 Author Share Posted March 2, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Feb 28, 2005 -> 01:44 AM) I'll bring the Viagra! Is Dole trying to look down Clinton's shirt? Edited March 2, 2005 by Texsox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YASNY Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Mar 1, 2005 -> 09:08 PM) Click for larger image That's got to be a toy gun. Plastic even. He wouldn't be able to hold on to it like that if it was the real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 2, 2005 Author Share Posted March 2, 2005 Wow, Nuke and Queen adopted a pet together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Leave it to the Russians to arm the hampsters :headshake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Don't piss down my leg and tell me it's raining outside. -- Anonymous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 WTF were we thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Jason's been wearing that stuff for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 (edited) And I thought mine were big! Stripper Selling Infamous Breast Implant on EBay MIAMI (Reuters) - A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her "crazy big" breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay. The woman known professionally as Tawny Peaks said on Wednesday she recently came across the implants in a box in her closet after watching a television discussion about crazy things sold on eBay and decided, "Why not ... I don't need it any more." "Somebody might bid on it. It's like the first boob to be sued over in a lawsuit," she said. Peaks said she would autograph the auctioned implant for the winner but would keep its mate "for good measure." She explained that she had her size 69-HH implants removed and underwent breast reduction surgery in 1999 after retiring from the business to start a new life. "They were like really big, crazy big," said Peaks, who described herself as a happily married homemaker and mother of three now living in the Detroit area. Peaks won notoriety in 1998 when a man sued her and her employer, the Diamond Dolls nightclub in Clearwater, Florida, saying he suffered a whiplash injury when she swung her breasts into his face at a bachelor party. He said they were "like two cement blocks." The parties accepted binding arbitration on "The People's Court" television show and the judge, former New York City Mayor Ed Koch, ordered a female bailiff to examine Peaks in private. The bailiff found the breasts to be "soft" and to weigh about 2 pounds (0.9 kg) each. Koch ruled they were not dangerous and refused to award damages. The implant auction ends on Saturday. So far Peaks has received 10 bids, topping out at $71, according to the eBay Web site. Wanna bid? Edited March 3, 2005 by ChiSoxyGirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Huh. Bad timing. Denise Richards, Charlie Sheen to Divorce LOS ANGELES - Actress Denise Richards has filed for divorce from her actor-husband Charlie Sheen, citing irreconcilable differences, according to court papers filed Wednesday. Richards, 34, is six months pregnant with the couple's second child. They also have a daughter, Sam, who will be a year old next week. The couple married in June 2002 and co-starred in "Scary Movie 3." Richards and Sheen, 39, met while shooting the independent film "Good Advice" in 2000. They began dating after Richards guest-starred on Sheen's former series "Spin City." The marriage was Sheen's second and Richards' first. Sheen, who now stars in the CBS sitcom "Two and a Half Men," is best known for his work in the movies "Platoon," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" and "Hot Shots." Richards, a former Bond girl, has appeared in a host of movies, including "Wild Things" and "Starship Troopers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 07:53 PM) And I thought mine were big! I know it's not nice to ask a woman her age, what about cup size? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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