Soxy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 QUOTE(Mr. Showtime @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 08:57 PM) I know it's not nice to ask a woman her age, what about cup size? Actually, it's a lady you aren't supposed to ask age of..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 08:58 PM) Actually, it's a lady you aren't supposed to ask age of..... I don't have anything for this... My bad. :banghead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 07:53 PM) And I thought mine were big! Stripper Selling Infamous Breast Implant on EBay MIAMI (Reuters) - A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her "crazy big" breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay. Wanna bid? The Way They Were Mammories, light the corners of my mind Soft silicon filled mammories Of the way they were Scattered pictures, of the clevage I left behind dollars you gave to one or the another For the way they were Can it be that it was all so simple then Or has time rewritten every line If we had the chance to do it all again Tell me, would we, could we Mammories, are all beautiful and yet Ones too small to remember Are replaced with even larger So it's the laughter We will remember Whenever we remember The way they were The way they were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 Scary when 66 On Trial in Child Sex is right above Free Ice Cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 3, 2005 -> 01:21 PM) Scary when 66 On Trial in Child Sex is right above Free Ice Cream But then it wouldn't really be *free* ice-cream would it? Oh, hold on, hell is calling to confirm my reservation.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 3, 2005 -> 01:42 PM) But then it wouldn't really be *free* ice-cream would it? Oh, hold on, hell is calling to confirm my reservation.... What is the hold music to hell like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 3, 2005 -> 01:43 PM) What is the hold music to hell like? While you are waiting, here's 50 cents and some Vanilla Ice-T Edited March 3, 2005 by Texsox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 3, 2005 -> 01:43 PM) What is the hold music to hell like? ABBA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 3, 2005 -> 01:45 PM) ABBA forwards or backwards... still pure evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 3, 2005 -> 01:46 PM) forwards or backwards... still pure evil I can't argue with the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 3, 2005 -> 01:48 PM) I can't argue with the truth. Screw you both, I now have Dancin' Queen stuck in my head Arggghhhhhhhh! Hmmm, who here would be the dancin' queen?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 3, 2005 -> 02:04 PM) Screw you both, I now have Dancin' Queen stuck in my head Arggghhhhhhhh! Hmmm, who here would be the dancin' queen?? Wino Please don't ban me Wino... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 3, 2005 -> 02:40 PM) Wino Please don't ban me Wino... I was wondering who was going to say it.... You can dance, you can sing, having the time of your life..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 Actually I was thinking the Dancing Queen Prawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 10:04 AM) Wow, Nuke and Queen adopted a pet together LMAO! I just saw this. I wonder why the poor thing has lost fur on its arms and legs though. Edited March 3, 2005 by Queen Prawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 McCandless girl, 17, wounded by boyfriend Tuesday, March 01, 2005 Pittsburgh Post-Gazette A 17-year-old McCandless girl was accidentally shot by her boyfriend Sunday while the two were engaged in "bedroom activities," police said. Timothy Madden, 23, of Ross, was charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and corruption of a minor. The incident occurred just before 1 p.m. at Madden's residence in the Chateau Perry Apartments at 951 Perry Highway, said Ross senior detective and public information officer William Barrett. "They were engaged in some bizarre activities in his bedroom," Barrett said. "The gun, we believe, accidentally discharged." The girl, who, as a juvenile, was not identified by police, was wounded in the groin with a .45-caliber handgun and was taken to an undisclosed hospital. can I get a WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Seriously, next time at least use Zucchini, Corn on the Cob or something healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 Now there's kinky and there's stupid. That falls under the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 :headshake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 ATTN: girls If you're going to let your significant other pistol-bang you, unload said pistol before engaging in firearm intercourse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 QUOTE(3E8 @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 01:03 PM) ATTN: girls If you're going to let your significant other pistol-bang you, unload said pistol before engaging in firearm intercourse. That would make some sence wouldn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 5, 2005 Author Share Posted March 5, 2005 FIVE (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school? " Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the prof essor. " In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say " hello". I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in the conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached. It read : "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away... God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others." Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole. 3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve. In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10- year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. "How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked. "Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it. "Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied The little boy again counted his coins. "I'll have the plain ice cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip. 4 - Fourth Important Lesson - The obstacle in Our Path. In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand! Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition. 5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts... Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had develope d the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away." Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her. Now you have 2 choices. 1. Delete this email, or 2. Forward it to people you care about. I hope that you will choose No. 2 and remember. Most importantly ................."Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like you do when nobody's watching." NOW more than ever - Peace...Pass It On.....Pay It Forward "There are many paths to joy, and all are part of the same journey." --Author Unknown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Interesting experience for me driving home from work tonight, was pulled over by the cops for the 1st time since I've had my license (1 and a half years) and I thought I was in trouble (judged by the "Oh s***" I yelled to myself), had the music blaring with the Garden State Soundtrack and was going about 55 to 60 in a 50 zone down a suburban street. Very luckily however, the senior cop was very nice about it all, and said it was only a routine check, and he proceeded to small talk me about my exciting daily life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 5, 2005 Author Share Posted March 5, 2005 In the 1950s, Nicholai was a criminal living in Prague. Before long, the police were on his trail. Nicholai fled to Budapest, where he hid in the home of his cousin, Josef. That didn't work; the police soon found him. They arrested both men. Nicholai was charged with his crimes in Prague. And Josef was charged with caching a bad Czech! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 5, 2005 -> 08:49 AM) In the 1950s, Nicholai was a criminal living in Prague. Before long, the police were on his trail. Nicholai fled to Budapest, where he hid in the home of his cousin, Josef. That didn't work; the police soon found him. They arrested both men. Nicholai was charged with his crimes in Prague. And Josef was charged with caching a bad Czech! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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