Rowand44 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 (edited) QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Nov 13, 2006 -> 04:40 PM) I have absolutely no doubt I got it right. My grammar sucks but shockingly I typically do very good on verbal portions of standardized tests. I typically know the rules, but just don't follow them in my day to day typing. Its = it is It's = posessive hahahahahahaha, you're awesome. Edited November 14, 2006 by Rowand44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Nov 13, 2006 -> 07:47 PM) hahahahahahaha, you're awesome. Ahhh....the beauty of not proofreading my post. I wrote it in backwards for whatever reason in my post but on the test I answered it right. And I'm glad my grammar is the butt of all your jokes...thank god I'm an accountant and not a writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Nov 13, 2006 -> 11:01 PM) Ahhh....the beauty of not proofreading my post. I wrote it in backwards for whatever reason in my post but on the test I answered it right. And I'm glad my grammar is the butt of all your jokes...thank god I'm an accountant and not a writer. you don't need to spell right to father my children..... what??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Nov 13, 2006 -> 10:01 PM) Ahhh....the beauty of not proofreading my post. I wrote it in backwards for whatever reason in my post but on the test I answered it right. And I'm glad my grammar is the butt of all your jokes...thank god I'm an accountant and not a writer. Ahh, the beauty of you not proofreading my tax returns, dick. Don't worry Jas, we still love ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Am I supposed to feel different now that I am 30? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 Git-R-Dun Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" Yes. What can I do for you?" I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there" Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed wherethe firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd.... did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 I got my tickets to go see the King Tut exhibit on Sunday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 14, 2006 Author Share Posted November 14, 2006 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Nov 14, 2006 -> 10:44 AM) I got my tickets to go see the King Tut exhibit on Sunday King Tut (King Tut) Now when he was a young man, He never thought he’d see People stand in line to see the boy king. (King Tut) How’d you get so funky? (funky Tut) Did you do the monkey? Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia (king Tut). (king Tut) Now, if I’d known they’d line up just to see you, I’d trade in all my money And bought me a museum. (king Tut) Buried with a donkey (funky Tut) He’s my favorite honkey! Born in Arizona, Moved to Babylonia (king Tut) Dancin’ by the Nile, (Disco Tut) The ladies love his style, (waltzing Tut) Rockin’ for a mile (rockin’ Tut) He ate a crocodile. He gave his life for tourism. Golden idol! He’s an Egyptian They’re sellin’ you. Now, when I die, don’t think I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut) He coulda won a Grammy, Buried in his Jammies, Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, He was born in Arizona, lived in a condo made of stone-a, King Tut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Have you ever finally machine washed something that you'd only been having dry cleaned? Ever taken a look at what the water looks like? But I'm sure dry cleaning works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Oooops, my lab has gone 75 credits over our allotment this term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Nov 14, 2006 -> 07:25 AM) Am I supposed to feel different now that I am 30? I don't know, let us feel you and find out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 QUOTE(The Critic @ Nov 16, 2006 -> 05:28 PM) I don't know, let us feel you and find out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 QUOTE(Texsox @ Nov 16, 2006 -> 06:35 PM) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime It's okay to love animals, it's just not okay to LOVE animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 QUOTE(Texsox @ Nov 16, 2006 -> 07:35 PM) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime *Actual Text taken from court documents: So there i was one night. All hot and bothered. And then out of no where, in my headlights I see the most beautiful creature in the world... I had to have it. I needed to be with it........but only.... after..... it dies.... *engine revs* *CRASH* *car door opens* my deer, sweet deer, tonight we're going to hold each other under the full moon. *not actual text Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 So, one of my cats is really slow. She had some bad fevers as a kitten and, consequently, is touched by the Angel Stupid. One of her problems is that she has long hair and forget to groom herself. So, every night I have to brush her and pull out the days knots. I've finally had enough, so she's getting shaved in a couple weeks. I feel bad for the groomer. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I'm stuck in training for another 3 weeks....... HELP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 True Hollywood Story of 'Saved By The Bell' on E! Hope I don't spit out my soda when Dennis Haskins says, "I grew a mustache to differ myself from Mr. Belding so I can get other parts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 I can't connect to Yahoo! and a host of other top internet sites. But I can post here and a bunch of other less frequented sites. I don't understand WTF is going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Nov 17, 2006 -> 04:48 PM) I can't connect to Yahoo! and a host of other top internet sites. But I can post here and a bunch of other less frequented sites. I don't understand WTF is going on. I can access Yahoo fine. It could be an issue with your ISP and some routing tables. Our ISP at work couldnt access anything that was connected to broadwings network a few weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Nov 17, 2006 -> 05:02 PM) I can access Yahoo fine. It could be an issue with your ISP and some routing tables. Our ISP at work couldnt access anything that was connected to broadwings network a few weeks ago. I know it's on my end.. I finally got through, but it was after 10 minutes of timeouts. I also get this occasional bug in Firefox that pulls up the search function when I use certain keys, specifically the apostrophe. My machine is run by evil gremlin gerbils smoking crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Nov 17, 2006 -> 06:06 PM) My machine is run by evil gremlin gerbils smoking crack. I've been saying that for years! finally we find something to agree on. what are we talking about again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Nov 17, 2006 -> 05:48 PM) I can't connect to Yahoo! and a host of other top internet sites. But I can post here and a bunch of other less frequented sites. I don't understand WTF is going on. I think Tech Support has it figured out. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Nov 17, 2006 -> 05:06 PM) I know it's on my end.. I finally got through, but it was after 10 minutes of timeouts. I also get this occasional bug in Firefox that pulls up the search function when I use certain keys, specifically the apostrophe. My machine is run by evil gremlin gerbils smoking crack. I get the apostrophe thing as well...wtf? I usually get it to turn off by opening Word and typing an apostrophe, then going back to firefox. So you aren't the only one with gerbils Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 17, 2006 -> 06:11 PM) I think Tech Support has it figured out. . . Heh. It's random how many pics there were of cats in computers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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