Kalapse Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Mar 23, 2005 -> 11:22 AM) Europe - "The Final Countdown" Thanks, it was bothering the hell out of me that I couldn't figure that out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Gobstoppers are good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Mar 23, 2005 -> 05:40 PM) Gobstoppers are good Not as good as Nerds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Mar 23, 2005 -> 05:43 PM) Not as good as Nerds! Come on now, we all know that all Willy Wonka candy is just awesome. You can be a runt, nerd, or gobstopper...in my world, you are delicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 24, 2005 Author Share Posted March 24, 2005 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Mar 23, 2005 -> 05:43 PM) Not as good as Nerds! Nerds = EEs = QP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 Oh and I am damned proud of my nerddom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 27, 2005 Author Share Posted March 27, 2005 From my mommy When is @#$% Acceptable? There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 ! 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1998 and a drum roll please............! 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 Holy s*** that had me rolling on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted March 27, 2005 Share Posted March 27, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 27, 2005 -> 03:50 PM) 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 28, 2005 Author Share Posted March 28, 2005 Really Cool Links Link is wearing the shades . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 They were all good, but this one: "5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 " ... struck me as the funniest, for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighHeat45 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxfan56789 @ Mar 29, 2005 -> 09:28 AM) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaged That is a thing of beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxfan56789 @ Mar 29, 2005 -> 10:28 AM) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaged That's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 29, 2005 Author Share Posted March 29, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxfan56789 @ Mar 29, 2005 -> 09:28 AM) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaged Awesome. Frickin' awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxfan56789 @ Mar 29, 2005 -> 09:28 AM) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaged Cool! But who in the heck gave it a thumbs down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 29, 2005 -> 07:55 PM) Cool! But who in the heck gave it a thumbs down? Jason when he tried to give it a thumbs up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 My new cat. She's cute, although, the name will obviously be changed. I do not believe in owning pets named precious. It was a toss up between a cat and a dog--but the cuteness of this cat, and the fact that cats are cheaper persuaded me to pick her up. She's adorable and I'm bringing her home tomorrow. Hurray!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KipWellsFan Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 Very cute cat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 29, 2005 -> 10:32 PM) My new cat. She's cute, although, the name will obviously be changed. I do not believe in owning pets named precious. It was a toss up between a cat and a dog--but the cuteness of this cat, and the fact that cats are cheaper persuaded me to pick her up. She's adorable and I'm bringing her home tomorrow. Hurray!!!!! I think you should narrow the choices to three and let us vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 29, 2005 -> 10:32 PM) My new cat. She's cute, although, the name will obviously be changed. I do not believe in owning pets named precious. It was a toss up between a cat and a dog--but the cuteness of this cat, and the fact that cats are cheaper persuaded me to pick her up. She's adorable and I'm bringing her home tomorrow. Hurray!!!!! I have a Tomcat that looks a lot like her. At first we thought it was a girl (it was really young) and we named it "Dot", after the Animaniacs character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 The Top 5 Special Moments During the 2005 Baseball Season 5> Sammy Sosa's steroid needle is found to contain cork. 4> Honoring their contract signed last year, the Red Sox play their home games at Lucifer Field, home of the "red monster." 3> With steroids out of the picture, the 2005 home run title is won by Ted Williams's frozen head. 2> After years of shame, Tommy Lasorda admits to a 'roids problem of his own and signs a lucrative endorsement deal with Preparation H. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Special Moment During the 2005 Baseball Season... 1> Steve Bartman makes a tragic return to Wrigley Field, unaware it's commemorative bat giveaway day. Join ClubTop5 to see the whole list: http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 Great deal on a used car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 Doggie Vending Machines Debut In Manhattan Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 30, 2005 -> 06:51 AM) I think you should narrow the choices to three and let us vote Right now I've got it narrowed to Stiletto and Black Betsy. I'm thinking that it will be Black Betsy. She's been home for about 2 hours and hasn't tried to run away or hide under furniture (always a good sign for any budding relationship)--and she's even come up to snuggle and get petted. Edited March 30, 2005 by ChiSoxyGirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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