whitesoxin' Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 (edited) It turns out that I have a torn Labral in my shoulder. It is a tissue that basically holds the shoulder together. I'm having an MRI next Monday for further testing. I'm hoping physical therapy will be enough to fix it, but it's not likely. I might have to have arthroscopic surgery.. Edited April 18, 2005 by whitesoxin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Apr 18, 2005 -> 03:17 PM) It turns out that I have a torn Labral in my shoulder. It is a tissue that basically holds the shoulder together. The labrum is analogous to the meniscus in the knee, so I basically have the same condition as Maggs, just in my shoulder. I'm having an MRI next Monday for further testing. I'm hoping physical therapy will be enough to fix it, but it's not likely. I might have to have arthroscopic surgery.. I hear Switzerland has some great docs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Apr 18, 2005 -> 05:21 PM) I hear Switzerland has some great docs.... Austria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Apr 18, 2005 -> 04:27 PM) Austria Man, I can't even get a joke right today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Apr 16, 2005 -> 03:16 PM) You are ugly too. You are hurting lil qwerty's feelings by posting all of these other dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 I finally "got" something Brando posted two years ago. Damn it was funny He who laughs last probably didn't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Some blonde jokes; * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius." * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. * She sent a fax with a stamp on it. * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." * She tripped over a cordless phone. * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate." * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. * She studied for a blood test. * She sold the car for gas money. * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead. * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening. * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front." * She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Apr 20, 2005 -> 08:22 AM) Some blonde jokes; When I heard them they were all Aussie jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Here's a blonde joke. Some of you may have already heard it before. 2 blondes were sitting out on their porch at night looking at the stars. The first blonde says, "I wonder what closer, the moon or Florida." The second blonde says, "You stupid blonde, you can't see Florida from here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Apr 20, 2005 -> 11:25 PM) When I heard them they were all Aussie jokes? No Fosters or Vegemite mentioned should be a straight giveaway it ain't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 TOP TEN THINGS THE NEW POPE WON'T DO 10. "Christian fish" logos will all be certified by the EPA as dolphin-safe 9. Key lyric of Norman Greenbaum's hippie-Christian anthem, Spirit in the Sky, changed from "I've got a friend named Jesus" to less-divisive "I've got a friend named Walter" 8. Good Friday officially renamed "Passable Friday;" Ash Wednesday officially renamed "the Day Before Thursday" 7. Placards displaying "John 3:16" outlawed at sporting events; spectators wishing to display their spiritual beliefs may substitute oversized foam-finger bearing the corporate slogan "Dude, You're Getting a Dell!" 6. The requirement that an actual belief in Christ is required to be a Christian is deemed discriminatory and judgmental; churches will offer alternative methods of qualification, such as "celebrating the magical joy of a baby's smile" or "just sitting in the park, thinkin' about Nature and s***" 5. Christ's words are modified to make them less "harsh" and "hostile" to non-believers; "I am the Way and the Light" changed to "I am the Way and the Light, if you believe in that kind of thing, and assuming that's your bag" 4. To be more "inclusive," Christian Heaven becomes history's first open-enrollment paradise; no particular belief system is required for entry, but applicants must have either a high-school diploma or eight weeks of N.E.A.-approved adult education (in cooking, basic automotive maintenance, or modern Spanish flamenco guitar) 3. Common name "Christopher" -- from the Latin for "Christ-Bearer" -- declared intolerant and offensive; by Papal Bull, all men named Christopher have their first names immediately changed to "Mitch" (also acceptable: Walter; see Number 9 above) 2. New Testament rewritten to delete references to Caiaphas and other Jewish priests; henceforth, Christ is accused of blasphemy by Hans Gruber and the German mercenaries from Die Hard 1. Christian Trinity officially changed from Father, Son, and Holy Spirit to Easter Bunny, Santie Clause, and the Ghost of Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (a.k.a., "The Spirit of Diversity") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 So as to not offend the easily offendable, I'll put this here and not in one of the official Popewatch threads. Good to see I'm not the only one who thinks Benny 16 looks too much like Emperor Palpatine for his own good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Just finished grading (after a loooooooooooong night) 171 essay tests. And now am going on Vacation to Atlanta. Back Tuesday. Don't miss me too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Apr 21, 2005 -> 09:01 AM) Just finished grading (after a loooooooooooong night) 171 essay tests. And now am going on Vacation to Atlanta. Back Tuesday. Don't miss me too much. Have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Apr 21, 2005 -> 09:01 AM) Just finished grading (after a loooooooooooong night) 171 essay tests. And now am going on Vacation to Atlanta. Back Tuesday. Don't miss me too much. Yeah, even Atlanta sounds more fun than grading 171 papers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 21, 2005 Author Share Posted April 21, 2005 A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abou ta sex? I'm a just a tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 21, 2005 -> 06:33 PM) A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abou ta sex? I'm a just a tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi." My hunting buddy told me this one last year. That is a really good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 I just bought Snyder's Hot Buffalo Wing pretzles, best.purchase.ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 QUOTE(3E8 @ Apr 22, 2005 -> 10:45 PM) I just bought Snyder's Hot Buffalo Wing pretzles, best.purchase.ever. soft or crunchy? soft sound excellent, crunchy I'd have to try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 QUOTE(3E8 @ Apr 22, 2005 -> 10:45 PM) I just bought Snyder's Hot Buffalo Wing pretzles, best.purchase.ever. their garlic bread ones are delicous. i'll have to try those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 23, 2005 -> 11:44 AM) soft or crunchy? soft sound excellent, crunchy I'd have to try. crunchy and delicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 After 2 days of Holidayin at my friends Holiday House in the Middle of Nowhere, I've jumped to this conclusion. I can't survive without a fix of American Sports for more than 48 hours. :headshake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Apr 24, 2005 -> 06:43 AM) After 2 days of Holidayin at my friends Holiday House in the Middle of Nowhere, I've jumped to this conclusion. I can't survive without a fix of American Sports for more than 48 hours. :headshake Damn Straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Sitting in an MRI is very boring and uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted April 26, 2005 Share Posted April 26, 2005 Tip: Don't take nyquill unless your positive you'll have ample time to fall asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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