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The Top 7 Things You Don't Want to Hear

                  From Your Faculty Advisor

 

 

7> "Well, just because no law school will accept you doesn't mean

you have to abandon your dream of a career in law. Have you

given any thought to becoming a bailiff?"

 

6> "Let's see those boobs, darlin'."

 

5> "You know, every year a university this size has three or four

suicides. I'm just saying, it's worth considering."

 

4> "That's not how your mother does it."

 

3> "Now, explain your 'Got MILF?' t-shirt to me."

 

2> "Isn't my file cabinet shiny?"

 

 

      and the Number 1 Thing You Don't Want to Hear

                  From Your Faculty Advisor...

 

 

1> "Your professors have informed me they will give you passing

grades when they feel they have paid you back for four years

of showing up high in class, fondling the TAs and vomiting on

the only copy of a Gutenburg Bible in the Western Hemisphere."

 

 

 

          [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White    ]

          [    http://www.topfive.com    ]

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QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jun 30, 2005 -> 06:19 PM)
What is with the servings of food here? Yeesh. I'd gain more than 20 pounds in a couple of months over here.

When I studied abroad in Europe malls and coffee shops sold those huge monster muffins--and called them American Muffins (as opposed to the regular sized muffins).

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QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 1, 2005 -> 07:23 AM)
When I studied a broad in Europe, malls and coffee shops sold those huge monster muffins--and called them American Muffins (as opposed to the regular sized muffins).

 

commas, are a good thing ;)

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QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Jul 2, 2005 -> 06:19 AM)
Where's a good place to get wings in the city?  South Side?

On Wings, what's eveyone favorite ingredient to put on it? I prefer Soy Sauce myself.

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QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jul 1, 2005 -> 02:24 PM)
On Wings, what's eveyone favorite ingredient to put on it? I prefer Soy Sauce myself.

Confession: I've never actually had any form of chicken wings.

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QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jul 1, 2005 -> 03:24 PM)
On Wings, what's eveyone favorite ingredient to put on it? I prefer Soy Sauce myself.

 

tabasco

 

which is also the best thing to put on popcorn . . . :gosox2:

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QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jul 1, 2005 -> 03:24 PM)
On Wings, what's eveyone favorite ingredient to put on it? I prefer Soy Sauce myself.

nothing. :ph34r:

of course, that's if your talking about the fried ones.

I'm not a big fan of the saucy kind.

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QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Jul 1, 2005 -> 02:33 PM)
nothing.  :ph34r:

of course, that's if your talking about the fried ones.

I'm not a big fan of the saucy kind.

We're always talking about the saucy kind on this board.... :D

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QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Jul 2, 2005 -> 06:46 AM)
commy.

again.

Except when Ross Gload's in the kitchen. :P

 

 

And speakin of commy's;

 

Ned Isakoff - Elaine's Communist boyfriend, whom she got blacklisted from Hop Sing's.

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QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jul 1, 2005 -> 03:49 PM)
Except when Ross Gload's in the kitchen.  :P

And speakin of commy's;

 

Ned Isakoff - Elaine's Communist boyfriend, whom she got blacklisted from Hop Sing's.

:lol:

do you guys have seinfeld down under?

or is this your first experience w/ the k-man?

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QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Jul 1, 2005 -> 02:46 PM)
commy.

again.

That's what my dad calls me. Although usually Pinko is in front of it, I've learned to accept it as a term of endearment. :D

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QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 2, 2005 -> 06:51 AM)
That's what my dad calls me. Although usually Pinko is in front of it, I've learned to accept it as a term of endearment. :D

You don't dress all bland and boring like other commy's I hope.

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QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 1, 2005 -> 03:51 PM)
That's what my dad calls me. Although usually Pinko is in front of it, I've learned to accept it as a term of endearment. :D

uh oh, you caught on

:wub:

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QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Jul 2, 2005 -> 06:50 AM)
:lol:

do you guys have seinfeld down under?

or is this your first experience w/ the k-man?

Now come on soxnbears, it's not like we're living in the stone age down under. So it's time to "Giddy Up!" as the K-Man would say. :aussie:

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QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jul 1, 2005 -> 03:53 PM)
Now come on soxnbears, it's not like we're living in the stone age down under. So it's time to "Giddy Up!" as the K-Man would say.  :aussie:

do they dub it in with crazy aussie accents?

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QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Jul 2, 2005 -> 06:54 AM)
do they dub it in with crazy aussie accents?

No I'm afraid not. Otherwise Kramer would be coming in for a Shrimp on the Barby instead of just stealing Jerry's food. ;)

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