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July 8, 2005

 

 

The Top 5 Rejected Vacation Postcard Captions

 

 

5> "Scenes from the lesser-known Pamplona tradition: The Crapping

of the Pants"

 

4> "Gitmo is torture without you!"

 

3> "Six blocks from this pristine beach, a not-so-pristine local

beauty will do things to your manhood for $5 U.S. that you

only thought possible in a Photoshop editor's dream world."

 

2> "Get your butt to Singapore: It's caning season!"

 

 

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected Vacation Postcard Caption...

 

 

1> "Beautiful Aruba: Come for the hospitality, stay because they

can't find your body."

 

 

 

Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 15-item list and the

Runner Up/Honorable Mention submissions for today's list:

"Wish You Were Funny" and "Humor Due"

http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml

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QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 02:07 AM)
I was watching the hot dog eating contest on ESPN. They said the average American eats 70 hot dogs a year.  70???!!! That's more than 1 per week.

How many do you guys think you have per year?

I have maybe 5, all at the Cell.

0 per week. I don't eat hot dogs.

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QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 02:07 AM)
I was watching the hot dog eating contest on ESPN. They said the average American eats 70 hot dogs a year.  70???!!! That's more than 1 per week.

How many do you guys think you have per year?

I have maybe 5, all at the Cell.

I have like 6 per week now because there is this authentic Chicago style hot dog cart in the industrial park I work in.

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QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 02:25 AM)
that's  200+ per year, you guys are pulling my leg.

Well if you and Kalapse aren't going to eat any we have to step up and maintain America's yearly average.

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I was driving by the University and a small sign tucked in among other signs caught my eyes. Chicago Dogs

 

Perfect Chicago style dogs. They don't ask if I want mayonnaise (!) or ketchup. The guy that owns the place is from Chicago. His main cook is a Cub fan and they have way to much customer donated Cub stuff, but the dogs are great.

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QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 09:57 AM)
The only thing worse is turkey hot dogs.

Do you guys know what goes into hot dogs?

Yes. And that's why I eat the meatless variety.

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QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 12:09 PM)
I have been eating a lot of hot dogs lately just because I get hungry at work sometimes, and eating a hot dog is a lot better than a burger or a blizzard. The chili cheese dogs are irresistable too.

Uuuuuh. They give me heartburn but they are sooooo good. Hot dog, chili, nacho cheese. OH BABY!

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I told a girl I work with that I would go to some fest with her--but I didn't think she'd actually call. Booo.

 

Must apply tons of sunblock and annoyanceblock. . .

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QUOTE(3E8 @ Jul 9, 2005 -> 01:59 PM)
You need caller ID.

I have it, I need to be meaner. :)

 

But, I did get to Polka with an 80 year old at the Ukrainian fest! Top that!

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