FlaSoxxJim Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 14, 2005 -> 01:46 PM) When did Bea Arthur turn into Phyllis Diller? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 In Japan the hands are used like knives. But try doing this to a tomato?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 15, 2005 Share Posted January 15, 2005 I was just masturbating, but when i got done, i blacked out. I guess it really does make you go blind. (haha i had a concussion yesterday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 QUOTE(Jake @ Jan 15, 2005 -> 06:48 PM) I was just masturbating, but when i got done, i blacked out. I guess it really does make you go blind. (haha i had a concussion yesterday) Some things are better left unsaid. Did anyone find you with your pants down and a little "mess" after you blacked out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 haha no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 http://legion.gibbering.net/misterx/troutw...ris&magic_param Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighHeat45 Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...layer_id=340392 Go to his Photo Gallary and look at the last one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxfan56789 @ Jan 16, 2005 -> 01:13 PM) http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...layer_id=340392 Go to his Photo Gallary and look at the last one Timo suddenly looks like a porn star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 Here was the Christmas joke I came up with: Do you know why they called it "Silent Night"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted January 16, 2005 Share Posted January 16, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 16, 2005 -> 04:09 PM) Here was the Christmas joke I came up with: Do you know why they called it "Silent Night"? Because Stone Cold Said So Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 17, 2005 Author Share Posted January 17, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxfan56789 @ Jan 16, 2005 -> 12:13 PM) http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...layer_id=340392 Go to his Photo Gallary and look at the last one Man, that is so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxmatt Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jan 16, 2005 -> 12:24 PM) Timo suddenly looks like a porn star. Who runs that frickin website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 16, 2005 -> 05:09 PM) Here was the Christmas joke I came up with: Do you know why they called it "Silent Night"? Shut up, that's why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 17, 2005 Author Share Posted January 17, 2005 Welcome to Monday. While rainy days and Mondays really get me down, my favorite Monday song comes from Bob Geldof and the Boomtown Rats The silicon chip inside her head Gets switched to overload, And nobody's gonna go to school today, She's going to make them stay at home, And daddy doesn't understand it, He always said she was as good as gold, And he can see no reason Cos there are no reasons What reason do you need to be shown Tell me why I Dont't like Mondays I want to shoot The whole day down The Telex machine is kept so clean As it types to a waiting world, And Mother feels so shocked, Father's world is rocked, And their thoughts turn to Their own little girl Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen, No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat, They can see no reasons Cos there are no reasons What reason do you need to be shown Tell me why ... All the playing's stopped in the playground now She wants to play with her toys a while And school's out early and soon we'll be learning And the lesson today is how to die, And then the bullhorn crackles, And the captain crackles, With the problems and the how's and why's And he can see no reasons Cos there are no reasons What reason do you need to die The silicon chip ... Tell me why ... (Bob Geldof) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Texsox Posted January 18, 2005 Author Share Posted January 18, 2005 Something to think about: In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?" And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled. And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast. God then said, "I ! have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof. God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food." God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds. Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds. God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. Then Satan created HMOs. Thought for the day ...... There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bears86 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 failed calc. in deep s*** wont be on for at least a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(da_bears86 @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 09:10 PM) failed calc. in deep s*** wont be on for at least a week Einstein failed Art, try harder next time. Does your school offer any tutoring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bears86 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 probably but im droppin the class i dont need it to graduate and i dont need another f. its my first f ever in a class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(da_bears86 @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 09:43 PM) probably but im droppin the class i dont need it to graduate and i dont need another f. its my first f ever in a class I can understand dropping. Think just for a minute about overcoming this little set back and passing. Could be a great experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ Jan 13, 2005 -> 07:36 PM) When I was in Boy Scouts, someone once told me that you can't sweat in Nevada because there's no moisture in the air. I didn't believe him at the time nor do I now, but there's always been that lingering thought in my mind that people just don't make up stuff that stupid. Anyone care to finally prove him wrong (preferrably with first-hand experience)? I've done some extreme hot weather camping and yes you do sweat, but it evaporates very quickly. Long sleeve light color cotton shirts and long pants help to hold in that persperation and keep you cooler, which is counterintuitive for most people who try and shed clothing. Keeping the sun off your skin is a good thing. Sweat comes from inside, not the air so dry air doesn't stop your body from sweating, it just determines how long it takes to evaporate off your skin or clothing. Edited January 19, 2005 by Texsox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 Member numbers?? Nuke is the 6th person listed having joined on soxtalk.com day 2. Yet he is member number 124? How?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KipWellsFan Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 08:58 AM) Member numbers?? Nuke is the 6th person listed having joined on soxtalk.com day 2. Yet he is member number 124? How?? Yah that's bizarre, I joined a couple of days after him and have a lower member #. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(KipWellsFan @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 09:13 AM) Yah that's bizarre, I joined a couple of days after him and have a lower member #. That's a Canadian exchange rate thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 08:58 AM) Member numbers?? Nuke is the 6th person listed having joined on soxtalk.com day 2. Yet he is member number 124? How?? IIRC, there was something that happened when they switched from one board to another. They had something like 128 members at the time and the order of members reversed. So #1 was now #128, #2 was #127... #128 was #1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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