WHarris1 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Eva Mendes. Is. So. Hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Jul 13, 2005 -> 10:23 PM) Eva Mendes. Is. So. Hot. Someone's watching Jay Leno. Doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb though. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 13, 2005 -> 11:29 PM) Someone's watching Jay Leno. Doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb though. . . You mean there were words coming out of her mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 13, 2005 -> 11:29 PM) Someone's watching Jay Leno. Doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb though. . . Two different baseball forums... Wow Eve Mendez is hot.... She sure is stupid though. Who Cares. /I'm still watching baseball. :wub Connor Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Stupid story of the day: In a moving tram, a Japanese woman loses her stroller when a Disneyland tram starts up around a corner. What does she do? Proceeds to walk straight out of the tram and go head first into the concrete. Lucky she wasn't killed. So kids, when the satfey person tells ya to stay in the tram until it comes to a complete stop, you f***ing do it. Oh and this is what it's like posting from a VIP Club Lounge at LAX............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jul 13, 2005 -> 09:57 PM) They used to throw them across a horse. Now Texans just throw their dearly departed in the bed of a pick up. That's progress, I tell ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jul 13, 2005 -> 11:50 AM) It will not be good in the rain, it leaks . . . It's probably made of teflon as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(YASNY @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 02:46 AM) They used to throw them across a horse. Now Texans just throw their dearly departed in the bed of a pick up. That's progress, I tell ya. Hell pards, it was just a bayou booger from Louisiana, he wasn't a Texan July 12, 2005 Today's list was originally published on February 7, 1997. The Top 5 Pick-Up Lines Used by William Shakespeare 5> "Greetings to you, fair sailor." 4> "But soft, what light through yonder trousers breaks?" 3> "Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?" 2> "O! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight." and TopFive.com's Number 1 Pick-Up Line Used by William Shakespeare... 1> "Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question." Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 15-item list! http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 1997, 2005 by Chris White ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I am currently locked in my apartment. I had to call work and tell them I would be late. Because I am locked IN my apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 06:59 AM) I am currently locked in my apartment. I had to call work and tell them I would be late. Because I am locked IN my apartment. cuffed to the bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 06:59 AM) I am currently locked in my apartment. I had to call work and tell them I would be late. Because I am locked IN my apartment. Does somebodyneed to come over there and slip sliced luncheon meat under your door so you don't starve?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 07:20 AM) Does somebodyneed to come over there and slip sliced luncheon meat under your door so you don't starve?? I'll bring some tortillas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I got my coffee table, I'm fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 07:20 AM) Does somebodyneed to come over there and slip sliced luncheon meat under your door so you don't starve?? It is interesting you mentioned sliced luncheon meat, I was thinking his story was baloney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 So do we get CNN updates like the girl in Texas who fell down the well? Somebody get a camera crew over to Wino's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 14, 2005 Author Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 01:41 PM) So do we get CNN updates like the girl in Texas who fell down the well? Somebody get a camera crew over to Wino's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 I'm going back to Chicago for a long weekend and was trying to figure out how to best get my cat home (too long to leave her alone), and I was just going to put her in my laundry hamper since her little vet cage is way too small, but then, at Big Lots today I found a cheap big carrier. Which means, hopefully, she won't be whining for the whole 11 hour drive. Hurray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 01:42 PM) Fortunately, they let me out after 20 minutes... turns out the latch in the door knob was broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Don't you love it when a 15 hour flight turns into a 21 hour flight instead, because of the Airline / Pilot's incompetence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 02:14 AM) Don't you love it when a 15 hour flight turns into a 21 hour flight instead, because of the Airline / Pilot's incompetence? Uhhhhhhhhhhh, LUCKY! That's, like, my favorite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 I volunteer for this respite program and sit with old people while their caregiver runs errands or just takes a break. Today I was wearing a skirt (it would pass the Catholic school test for length, so I wasn't being indecent) and this old lady, was like, "Look at her legs! They're so strong! You have such wonderful legs." For the entire time I was there. I was flattered (she wasn't blind), but my legs are definitely nothing to rave about for 3 hours. It was so funny, though, she just would stare at them. Next time I go there I'm wearing long pants. Although, my self esteem is significantly higher now than it was before I went over there. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 06:17 PM) I volunteer for this respite program and sit with old people while their caregiver runs errands or just takes a break. Today I was wearing a skirt (it would pass the Catholic school test for length, so I wasn't being indecent) and this old lady, was like, "Look at her legs! They're so strong! You have such wonderful legs." For the entire time I was there. I was flattered (she wasn't blind), but my legs are definitely nothing to rave about for 3 hours. It was so funny, though, she just would stare at them. Next time I go there I'm wearing long pants. Although, my self esteem is significantly higher now than it was before I went over there. . . you're gonna have to post a picture now so we can see what all the hoopla was about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 QUOTE(Goldmember @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 05:30 PM) you're gonna have to post a picture now so we can see what all the hoopla was about... I can assure you the hoopla was unwarrented. I just found it funny that she was so incredibly fixated on my legs. Odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 06:38 PM) I can assure you the hoopla was unwarrented. I just found it funny that she was so incredibly fixated on my legs. Odd. Maybe she's looking for replacement parts? Sounds like a good horror flick... Frankengranny and the House of Respite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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