Soxy Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 06:05 PM) Maybe she's looking for replacement parts? Sounds like a good horror flick... Frankengranny and the House of Respite Lol, yeah she probably could be. *note to self: keep knives away from woman that wants your legs* Edited July 16, 2005 by ChiSoxyGirl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 watch out for waist high, razor sharp trip wire too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jul 13, 2005 -> 04:27 AM) Now the fun part. You have to convince her to sleep with ChiSoxFn. Pfft....every girl wants Chisoxfn...the question is do they meet my standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 10:41 AM) So do we get CNN updates like the girl in Texas who fell down the well? Somebody get a camera crew over to Wino's! Oh god, finally looked through this whole thread and damn it has some funny stuff in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 (edited) I did not think there would be anyone on here at this time of the night/morning, whatever the f*** this is. I have to go to work in 5 minutes. What's up 14 hour day of work?! Edited July 16, 2005 by greasywheels121 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jul 16, 2005 -> 03:27 AM) I did not think there would be anyone on here at this time of the night/morning, whatever the f*** this is. I have to go to work in 5 minutes. What's up 14 hour day of work?! There is some of us who don't sleep for whatever reason. That sucks though that you have to work this early and for that long. Try to have a good day though, hopefully you'll come home to a White Sox winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Insomnia's a b****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jul 16, 2005 -> 07:27 PM) I did not think there would be anyone on here at this time of the night/morning, whatever the f*** this is. I have to go to work in 5 minutes. What's up 14 hour day of work?! What is Reggie Miller playing at the Golf Course today or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Stomach aches f***ing suck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 16, 2005 -> 11:40 AM) Stomach aches f***ing suck... Lie on your stomache and have a peppermint--that usually makes mine go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jul 16, 2005 -> 04:44 AM) There is some of us who don't sleep for whatever reason. That sucks though that you have to work this early and for that long. Try to have a good day though, hopefully you'll come home to a White Sox winner. QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jul 16, 2005 -> 04:56 AM) What is Reggie Miller playing at the Golf Course today or something? 9 hours done....I go back for 4 more at 5 pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 16, 2005 Author Share Posted July 16, 2005 QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 09:51 PM) Pfft....every girl wants Chisoxfn...the question is do they meet my standards I believe that standard is called being able to fog a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 16, 2005 Author Share Posted July 16, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 16, 2005 -> 02:01 PM) Lie on your stomache and have a peppermint--that usually makes mine go away. Gee next time I have a stomach ache, can I lie on your stomach and have a peppermint and see if it makes mine go away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jul 16, 2005 -> 05:07 PM) Gee next time I have a stomach ache, can I lie on your stomach and have a peppermint and see if it makes mine go away? Took the words out of my mouth....sounds like some freaky chick-s***... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jul 16, 2005 -> 05:07 PM) Gee next time I have a stomach ache, can I lie on your stomach and have a peppermint and see if it makes mine go away? QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 16, 2005 -> 05:09 PM) Took the words out of my mouth....sounds like some freaky chick-s***... :headshake :headshake :headshake I try to help out and. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 16, 2005 Author Share Posted July 16, 2005 Actually you should lay on your right side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jul 16, 2005 -> 04:49 AM) Insomnia's a b****. We're the lucky ones. Sleep is overrated, we'll sleep plenty when we're dead. Why sleep a third of our lives away?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?" The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of Jail." Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?" The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games." The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you bring?" The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought these." The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?" He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 09:55 PM) Oh god, finally looked through this whole thread and damn it has some funny stuff in it. Plus over thirty references to someone licking a coffee table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Orangesimple. :fyou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 17, 2005 Author Share Posted July 17, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jul 17, 2005 -> 01:10 AM) Plus over thirty references to someone licking a coffee table. someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jul 17, 2005 -> 03:04 AM) Orangesimple. :fyou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Whenever I feel bad about how little money I make I like to convert it into a foreign currency. That usually cheers me up. Like, I make over HALF A MILLION Indian rupees a year. And over 17 MILLION Iraqi Dinars! How awesome is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 17, 2005 -> 05:41 PM) Whenever I feel bad about how little money I make I like to convert it into a foreign currency. That usually cheers me up. Like, I make over HALF A MILLION Indian rupees a year. And over 17 MILLION Iraqi Dinars! How awesome is that? Cool...right now I have $65.44 Australian Dollars in my wallet and my sister makes over 2,000,000 Afghanis a year! BTW, I saw 4 deer while driving last evening. 1 buck, 1 doe, and 2 baby fawns. Edited July 17, 2005 by SoxFan1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 17, 2005 Author Share Posted July 17, 2005 QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jul 17, 2005 -> 06:26 PM) Cool...right now I have $65.44 Australian Dollars in my wallet and my sister makes over 2,000,000 Afghanis a year! BTW, I saw 4 deer while driving last evening. 1 buck, 1 doe, and 2 baby fawns. that one buck will get you 8 pesos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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