FlaSoxxJim Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Heads22 @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 09:28 PM) Flaxx, check out your member title. Sweet! Of course, some people call me Maurice. Edited August 7, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 You midnite toker, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 7, 2005 Author Share Posted August 7, 2005 QUOTE(Heads22 @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 10:43 PM) You midnite toker, you. But he gets to play his music in the sun . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 I really love your peaches want to shake your tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 7, 2005 Author Share Posted August 7, 2005 QUOTE(Heads22 @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 10:50 PM) I really love your peaches want to shake your tree I guess that passes for fun in Iowa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 That and other things. Not a whole lotta peach trees up here. Did you know Jason's mother's name is "Cooter"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 http://www.greenchair.net/funny/excerpts-f...t-reporters.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 02:18 AM) http://www.greenchair.net/funny/excerpts-f...t-reporters.htm Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 01:18 AM) http://www.greenchair.net/funny/excerpts-f...t-reporters.htm Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing?! A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. Another Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Reading is a skill . . . I was just reading over directions on the maps that I am enclosing with my invites and when I looked at the heading, I swear it said "Directions to hell" rather than "Directions to hall." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Aug 8, 2005 -> 01:10 PM) Reading is a skill . . . I was just reading over directions on the maps that I am enclosing with my invites and when I looked at the heading, I swear it said "Directions to hell" rather than "Directions to hall." I wonder if Brian thought the samething Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 QUOTE(Heads22 @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 08:02 PM) That and other things. Not a whole lotta peach trees up here. Did you know Jason's mother's name is "Cooter"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 9, 2005 Author Share Posted August 9, 2005 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Aug 8, 2005 -> 01:10 PM) Reading is a skill . . . I was just reading over directions on the maps that I am enclosing with my invites and when I looked at the heading, I swear it said "Directions to hell" rather than "Directions to hall." Invitations? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 02:18 AM) http://www.greenchair.net/funny/excerpts-f...t-reporters.htm Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15. Q: What year? A: Every year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 You know you don't have much time with your significant other when the most you have seen them in 36 hours is waving at each other while traveling on opposite sides of I-294. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 QUOTE(3E8 @ Apr 22, 2005 -> 10:45 PM) I just bought Snyder's Hot Buffalo Wing pretzles, best.purchase.ever. i knew i remembered seeing this on here. but yeah i bought this today. amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Aug 10, 2005 -> 02:06 PM) i knew i remembered seeing this on here. but yeah i bought this today. amazing How can you have Hot Buffalo Wings Pretzels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 I took my car in today for the usual: oil chance, tires rotated, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, the man that met me at the car (they usually meet you there, hold your door open, show you into the service area, whatever) says as I get out of my car, "Are you here to get serviced today?" I wasn't sure how to respond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 10, 2005 Author Share Posted August 10, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Aug 10, 2005 -> 01:00 AM) I took my car in today for the usual: oil chance, tires rotated, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, the man that met me at the car (they usually meet you there, hold your door open, show you into the service area, whatever) says as I get out of my car, "Are you here to get serviced today?" I wasn't sure how to respond. Duh, is he hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Aug 10, 2005 -> 04:00 PM) I took my car in today for the usual: oil chance, tires rotated, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, the man that met me at the car (they usually meet you there, hold your door open, show you into the service area, whatever) says as I get out of my car, "Are you here to get serviced today?" I wasn't sure how to respond. I hope it was worth the money you paid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 10, 2005 Author Share Posted August 10, 2005 You know, changing her oil does sound kind of erotic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 How do you explain this picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 QUOTE(GBlum27 @ Aug 10, 2005 -> 01:43 PM) How do you explain this picture? Muscular Man-Orgy... :puke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Aug 10, 2005 -> 12:57 PM) Muscular Man-Orgy... :puke I'm talking about the random ghost leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 QUOTE(GBlum27 @ Aug 10, 2005 -> 01:58 PM) I'm talking about the random ghost leg. LMAO! I didn't even notice that. I guess Waly has a leg growing out of his side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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