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QUOTE(qwerty @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 01:18 AM)

 

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?!

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

 

Another :lolhitting :lolhitting :lolhitting

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Reading is a skill . . . I was just reading over directions on the maps that I am enclosing with my invites and when I looked at the heading, I swear it said "Directions to hell" rather than "Directions to hall."

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QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Aug 8, 2005 -> 01:10 PM)
Reading is a skill . . . I was just reading over directions on the maps that I am enclosing with my invites and when I looked at the heading, I swear it said "Directions to hell" rather than "Directions to hall."

 

I wonder if Brian thought the samething :P

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QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Aug 8, 2005 -> 01:10 PM)
Reading is a skill . . . I was just reading over directions on the maps that I am enclosing with my invites and when I looked at the heading, I swear it said "Directions to hell" rather than "Directions to hall."

 

Invitations?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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QUOTE(3E8 @ Apr 22, 2005 -> 10:45 PM)
I just bought Snyder's Hot Buffalo Wing pretzles, best.purchase.ever.

i knew i remembered seeing this on here.

 

but yeah i bought this today.

 

amazing

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I took my car in today for the usual: oil chance, tires rotated, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, the man that met me at the car (they usually meet you there, hold your door open, show you into the service area, whatever) says as I get out of my car, "Are you here to get serviced today?"

 

I wasn't sure how to respond.

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QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Aug 10, 2005 -> 01:00 AM)
I took my car in today for the usual: oil chance, tires rotated, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, the man that met me at the car (they usually meet you there, hold your door open, show you into the service area, whatever) says as I get out of my car, "Are you here to get serviced today?"

 

I wasn't sure how to respond.

 

Duh, is he hot?

 

:lolhitting

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QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Aug 10, 2005 -> 04:00 PM)
I took my car in today for the usual: oil chance, tires rotated, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, the man that met me at the car (they usually meet you there, hold your door open, show you into the service area, whatever) says as I get out of my car, "Are you here to get serviced today?"

 

I wasn't sure how to respond.

I hope it was worth the money you paid. :P

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