SnB Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 07:32 PM) No relatives?!?!?!?!?! Hell yes! Sign me up! EDIT: In reality, the free ticket will be used to go to another wedding in my friend's never ending quest to remind me of my singleness. . . you don't have friends, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(SnB @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 08:51 PM) you don't have friends, remember? I know you are but what am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 12:32 AM) No relatives?!?!?!?!?! Hell yes! Sign me up! EDIT: In reality, the free ticket will be used to go to another wedding in my friend's never ending quest to remind me of my singleness. . . At least you get to have more fun, er something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 08:53 PM) At least you get to have more fun, er something. Eh, I actually don't mind. I consider marriage a lifestyle choice that isn't for me. So, my friends can pledge their undying souls to people and I will enjoy their free cocktails and dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 My buddy hooked up his keg of Fosters "Dirty Bastard" tonight. Needless to say this has taken me much longer to write than it really should have. LOTS of typo's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 13, 2005 Author Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Sep 12, 2005 -> 07:32 PM) No relatives?!?!?!?!?! Hell yes! Sign me up! EDIT: In reality, the free ticket will be used to go to another wedding in my friend's never ending quest to remind me of my singleness. . . I may have edited it a bit to make it more appealing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 i just found the lecture notes that my calculus proffesor reads DIRECTLY from during the lectures, online. Hooray for not having to go anymore and listen to him read to us instead of teach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 i love the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 A tacky joke I saw on another board: Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v. Wade? A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 03:30 PM) A tacky joke I saw on another board: Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v. Wade? A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 13, 2005 Author Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 03:30 PM) A tacky joke I saw on another board: Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v. Wade? A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy! Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 A tacky joke I saw on another board: Q: What is George W. Bush's position on Roe v. Wade? A: He really doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not "tacky" at all! Just very, very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(Mercy! @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 04:28 PM) Not "tacky" at all! Just very, very funny. I didn't really think it was all that tacky but a couple posters there got bent outta shape over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 13, 2005 Author Share Posted September 13, 2005 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 05:05 PM) I didn't really think it was all that tacky but a couple posters there got bent outta shape over it. It is probably tacky on that Hot Irish Chicks Getting Married Board you hang out at picking out tiarras and wedding gowns Hmm, green for Ireland or green for sarcasm?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 05:09 PM) It is probably tacky on that Hot Irish Chicks Getting Married Board you hang out at picking out tiarras and wedding gowns Hmm, green for Ireland or green for sarcasm?? LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 What do you say to an old "friend" whom you haven't spoken with for years because you've become totally different and clashing people? But who is so completely miserable and lonely that you feel really bad for them? On a related note: I need more emotionally repressed/stoic friends (i.e. men). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 11:17 PM) What do you say to an old "friend" whom you haven't spoken with for years because you've become totally different and clashing people? But who is so completely miserable and lonely that you feel really bad for them? On a related note: I need more emotionally repressed/stoic friends (i.e. men). I'd probably start with a simple "How ya doin?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 10:20 PM) I'd probably start with a simple "How ya doin?" I'd go right for the 'Must suck to be you' jab. Hey, it can only get better from there. Edited September 14, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Sunday night Mr. Farmer called Said, 'listen, son, you're wasting time, There's a future for you in the fire escape trade. Come up to town!' But I remembered a voice from the past. 'Gambling only pays when you're winning.' Had to thank Old Miss Mort for schooling a failure. (Keep them mowing blades sharp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 09:17 PM) What do you say to an old "friend" whom you haven't spoken with for years because you've become totally different and clashing people? But who is so completely miserable and lonely that you feel really bad for them? On a related note: I need more emotionally repressed/stoic friends (i.e. men). I wouldn't say anything to them. If you've grown apart, there's no reason to continue or renew a friendship that could never be what it was. Just remember the good times you had and let that person fade away. Trust me on this one.....this is a specialty of mine...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 QUOTE(The Critic @ Sep 14, 2005 -> 08:42 AM) I wouldn't say anything to them. If you've grown apart, there's no reason to continue or renew a friendship that could never be what it was. Just remember the good times you had and let that person fade away. Trust me on this one.....this is a specialty of mine...... See, that was my thinking. But she somehow tracked me down, found my *new* school e-mail address, e-mails me and IMs me whenever I'm online. And she's so unhappy I don't want to be like, I don't want to be your friend any more--but she isn't really getting the ignoring hints either. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Sep 14, 2005 -> 08:38 AM) See, that was my thinking. But she somehow tracked me down, found my *new* school e-mail address, e-mails me and IMs me whenever I'm online. And she's so unhappy I don't want to be like, I don't want to be your friend any more--but she isn't really getting the ignoring hints either. . . email her and say your computer broke, then go ahead and block her on AIM. i'm awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Send her a riddle, something like: Who do you bother all the time and thinks you f***ing suck? ME!!! obviously the swearing isn't needed...but it is always fun and pays the bills for many comedians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Sep 13, 2005 -> 10:17 PM) What do you say to an old "friend" whom you haven't spoken with for years because you've become totally different and clashing people? But who is so completely miserable and lonely that you feel really bad for them? On a related note: I need more emotionally repressed/stoic friends (i.e. men). Email her a link to this post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Sep 15, 2005 -> 01:21 AM) Email her a link to this post Or just quote SnB's post, and tell her that he's your boyfriend or something (although I'd imagine Ian would get pretty jealous at this arrangement). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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