Soxy Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 Today is the most beautiful fall day. It's so lovely. It makes me feel all happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 The Top 5 Bad Romance Novel Opening Lines (Part I) 5> "His flatulence reared up like a proud stallion." 4> "'Miss Savannah, is there room for both of us in that hoop skirt?' Chandler mocked with a slight bow and a sweep of his top hat." 3> "Within minutes of their meeting, Representatives Beth (D-Florida) and Eric (R-Montana) lumbered into the bedroom where soon the unmistakable sounds of wet, naked bodies engaged in a sexual congress were heard." 2> "He smelled of pork. Rotting pork, in fact, and lots of it." and TopFive.com's Number 1 Bad Romance Novel Opening Line... 1> "Omaha Beach, 0800 Hours: Reinforcements from 2nd Panzer Korps arrive, their well-muscled young torsos glistening with man-dew." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Sep 27, 2005 -> 11:02 AM) Today is the most beautiful fall day. It's so lovely. It makes me feel all happy. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I was just singing along to It's a beautiful mornin', Ahhh, I think I'll go outside a while, An jus' smile. Just take in some clean fresh air, boy! Ain't no sense in stayin' inside If the weather's fine an' you got the time. It's your chance to wake up and plan another brand new day. Either way, It's a beautiful mornin', Ahhh, Each bird keeps singin' his own song. So long! I've got to be on my way, now. Ain't no fun just hangin' around, I've got to cover ground, you couldn't keep me down. It just ain't no good if the sun shines When you're still inside, Shouldn't hide, still inside, shouldn't hide, Ahhhh..Oh! (shouldn't hide) Ah, ah, Oh..... -------------- (Do, do, Waaa) (Do, do, Waaa) ------------ There will be children with robins and flowers; Sunshine caresses each new waking hour. Seems to me that the people keep seeing More and more each day, gotta say, lead the way, It's okay, wednesday, thursday, it's okay, (Ahhh) monday, wednesday, friday, weekday, Ah, Ah, Ohhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted September 27, 2005 Share Posted September 27, 2005 EXCEL users: If I lost my drop down menu, how do I get it back? I can usually manuver around and not have an issue, but I haven't a clue how I "minimized" it so I can't get it back and it is annoying having to do the alt click to see the menu options. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 27, 2005 Author Share Posted September 27, 2005 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Sep 27, 2005 -> 03:38 PM) EXCEL users: If I lost my drop down menu, how do I get it back? I can usually manuver around and not have an issue, but I haven't a clue how I "minimized" it so I can't get it back and it is annoying having to do the alt click to see the menu options. Thanks! which drop down menus? The File Edit View Insert row?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 27, 2005 -> 05:33 PM) which drop down menus? The File Edit View Insert row?? Yeah, that one. I can only see it/get it when it is in full screen mode - it royally sucks and the IT had no idea what happened or how to get it back except for using the full screen mode which I abhor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 So, what say all of you: Kristian boys' name or girls' name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Sep 27, 2005 -> 09:18 PM) So, what say all of you: Kristian boys' name or girls' name? Girls'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Boys. These days at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Viva la Rally Chomsky!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Sep 27, 2005 -> 09:18 PM) So, what say all of you: Kristian boys' name or girls' name? Girls, and this highlights why men need to be involved. No guy would name his son Kristian. Jake, Bob, Mike, Dylan, Mark, Juan, Mohammed, Joe, Jim, Roger, Jason, Kurt, these are boys names. Kristian is the name of the boy without any dates. Seriously, could you imagine screaming out Kristian in the middle of an orgasm? Oh Kristian, faster . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 28, 2005 -> 12:34 AM) Kristian is the name of the boy without any dates. Well, yeah, that's kind of what I'm hoping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Sep 27, 2005 -> 11:37 PM) Well, yeah, that's kind of what I'm hoping. I was going to say it's the name of guy who plays for the other team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy! Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 (edited) Girls, and this highlights why men need to be involved. No guy would name his son Kristian.... Seriously, could you imagine screaming out Kristian in the middle of an orgasm? Oh Kristian, faster . . . See, boys, now THERE'S your problem. Listen carefully. It would be: "Oh Kristian, SLOWER, oh yeah, a little SLOWER, yes, don't stop, yesss, that is so perfect babe, etc, etc" Duh. Edited September 28, 2005 by Mercy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy! Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Seriously? You're an Updike fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Rabbit Run, Redux and most of "IS Rich" are all genius. As are his short stories. Not as big of a fan as Gunter Grass, but I thought a Rally Grass icon would be a little too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Somedays I love my job. And, even though I've already been here an hour, I think today might be one of those days when I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Sep 28, 2005 -> 01:04 AM) Yeah, that one. I can only see it/get it when it is in full screen mode - it royally sucks and the IT had no idea what happened or how to get it back except for using the full screen mode which I abhor. Queen, get this figured out? you right click where the toolbars are and you should be able to select it back in - the list of viewable tool bars come up that way. If I'm understanding your question right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 28, 2005 -> 07:33 AM) Queen, get this figured out? you right click where the toolbars are and you should be able to select it back in - the list of viewable tool bars come up that way. If I'm understanding your question right. It is also available under View, but if that's gone . . . Hey QP, Call Tech Support, act clueless, and argue with whatever solution they offer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I've tried both of those and there is no box for drop down menu. Oh well, supposedly I am getting a new computer in the next week or so - I can deal with it until then, just wish I knew what I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 I was trying to replicate the problem. Which version are you running? Written by tommy shaw Lead vocals by tommy shaw Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool Got the twelve o’clock news blues And I’ve given up hope on the afternoon soaps And a bottle of cold brew Is it any wonder I’m not crazy? is it any wonder I’m sane at all Well I’m so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it I go out cruisin’ but I’ve no place to go and all night to get there Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal? Is it any wonder I’m not in jail? Is it any wonder I’ve got Too much time on my hands, it’s ticking away with my sanity I’ve got too much time on my hands, it’s hard to believe such a calamity I’ve got too much time on my hands and it’s ticking away from me Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands Well, I’m a jet fuel genius - I can solve the world’s problems Without even trying I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends That is, as long as I’m buying Is it any wonder I’m not the president (he’s not the president) Is it any wonder I’m null and void? Is it any wonder I’ve got Too much time on my hands, it’s ticking away at my sanity I’ve got too much time on my hands, it’s hard to believe such a calamity I’ve got too much time on my hands and it’s ticking away from me Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands Too much time on my hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Sep 27, 2005 -> 09:18 PM) So, what say all of you: Kristian boys' name or girls' name? Kristian=girls name Christian=boys name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Sep 28, 2005 -> 09:42 AM) Kristian=girls name Christian=boys name desperate for a post? That was sooooo yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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