Rex Kickass Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 I understand the suits, but the shorts? Are you working in Bermuda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercy! Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 I understand the suits, but the shorts? Are you working in Bermuda? Maybe DBAHO was just taking the opportunity to stock up on that item critical to any secure Aussie man’s kit - his stubbies. Any bloke can sport boardies; secure guys flaunt their stubbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Nov 20, 2005 -> 06:15 AM) I understand the suits, but the shorts? Are you working in Bermuda? Shorts = Shoes. I'd had a long day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 apparently, they aren't flinstone's anymore, but now scooby doo.........but still delicous i love being home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Work e-mail is broken. AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 I was just humming this Soxy Soxy You know you’re a cute little heartbreaker Soxy You know you’re a sweet little lovemaker Soxy I wanna take you home I won’t do you no harm, no You’ve got to be all mine, all mine Ooh, Soxy lady I see you, heh, on down on the scene Soxy You make me wanna get up and scream Soxy Ah, baby listen now I’ve made up my mind I’m tired of wasting all my precious time You’ve got to be all mine, all mine Soxy lady Here I come I’m gonna take you home I won’t do you no harm, no You’ve got to be all mine, all mine Here I come I’m comin’ to get ya Soxy lady You look so good Yeah,Soxy Yeah, give us some Soxy Yeah, get it, babe You make me feel like Feel like sayin’ Soxy Soxy Soxy lady Soxy lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Are you smoking something good, there Tex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Nov 21, 2005 -> 03:04 PM) Are you smoking something good, there Tex? LOL, nope. I was also thinking what's his name doing sassy in that SNL skit. She's Soxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mplssoxfan Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Speaking of Soxy, some guy came into the bar yesterday wearing a T-shirt that had a picture of a "Philosopher Trading Card" with Chomsky's picture on the card. Funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 Sigur Ros lek Am I the last person to find this band? My son has amazing musical taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 I spent 2 hours today in a basic I.T course learning how to use Microsoft Outlook at the 2nd day of new job. Mark that down on the most exciting things I've done. And oh yeah Soxy, the guy I'm sitting next to, he's Scottish (but he's a Hearts Supporter). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Dang DBAH0, you might have found Soxy's mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Nov 22, 2005 -> 04:05 AM) And oh yeah Soxy, the guy I'm sitting next to, he's Scottish (but he's a Hearts Supporter). The question is: how tall is he? I kid, I kid. No, seriously, how tall is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Nov 22, 2005 -> 02:05 AM) I spent 2 hours today in a basic I.T course learning how to use Microsoft Outlook at the 2nd day of new job. Mark that down on the most exciting things I've done. And oh yeah Soxy, the guy I'm sitting next to, he's Scottish (but he's a Hearts Supporter). just think of it as a college class, but your getting paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church ladies' group bake sale in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging through cabinets she found a dusty old angel food cake mix in the back of her kitchen cabinet and quickly made it while drying her hair and dressing and helping her son Bryan pack up for Scout camp. But when Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had dropped flat and the cake was horribly disfigured. She said, "Oh dear, there's no time to bake another cake." This cake was so important to Alice because she did so want to fit in at her new church, and in her new community of new friends. So, being inventive and not wanting anyone to think she was not the perfect woman, able to handle all things at all times, or that God forbid, she was not participating in her church's bazaar, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake. Alice found it in the bathroom -- a roll of toilet paper. She plunked it in and then covered it with icing. Not only did the finished product look beautiful, it looked perfect! Before she left the house to drop the cake by the church and head for work, Alice woke her daughter Amanda and gave her some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it opened at 9:30, and to buy that cake and bring it home. When the daughter arrived at the sale, she found that the attractive perfect cake had already been sold. Amanda grabbed her cell phone and called her Mom. Alice was horrified ... she was beside herself. Everyone would know! What would they think? Oh, my she wailed! She would be ostracized, talked about, ridiculed. She would have to move! All night Alice lay awake in bed thinking about people pointing their fingers at her and talking about her behind her back. The next day, Alice promised herself that she would try not to think about the cake and she would attend the fancy luncheon/bridal shower at the home of a friend of a friend and try to have a good time. Alice did not really want to attend because the hostess was a snob who more than once had looked down her nose at the fact that Alice was a single parent and not from the founding families of Tuscaloosa, but having already RSVP'd she could not think of a believable excuse to stay home. The meal was elegant, the company was definitely upper crust old South....and to Alice's horror the CAKE in question was presented for dessert. Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw the cake, she started to get out of her chair to rush to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife said, "What a beautiful cake!" Alice, who was still stunned and trying to formulate what words she would use to explain the situation, sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a prominent church member) say, "Thank you, I baked it myself." Alice smiled and thought to herself, "There is a God". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 QUOTE(Soxy @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 01:48 AM) The question is: how tall is he? I kid, I kid. No, seriously, how tall is he? Not that tall, he's about my height, got a big head though. I heard him talkin about wearing a kilt to the XMas Party and having a naked rundown, so that can only be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 02:14 AM) Not that tall, he's about my height, got a big head though. I heard him talkin about wearing a kilt to the XMas Party and having a naked rundown, so that can only be good. Since you insist on making this hard... how tall are you then. Flop on aim when you get a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 07:23 PM) Since you insist on making this hard... how tall are you then. Flop on aim when you get a chance. About 5'8, so not that tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 04:34 AM) About 5'8, so not that tall. Hey, I'm 5'8", best height out there--don't knock it! And a kilt, huh? Yum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 QUOTE(Soxy @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 03:50 PM) Hey, I'm 5'8", best height out there--don't knock it! And a kilt, huh? Yum. Yum? Oh my, I don't think we want to know any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 01:40 PM) Yum? Oh my, I don't think we want to know any more. Hey, kilts are hot, that's not my fault. Don't hate the player, hate the game. I used to go to ceilidhs just to see all the kilts. No idea why they are so incredibly sexy, but, hot damn, they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 QUOTE(Soxy @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 05:42 PM) Hey, kilts are hot, that's not my fault. Don't hate the player, hate the game. I used to go to ceilidhs just to see all the kilts. No idea why they are so incredibly sexy, but, hot damn, they are. Not to me. There's a festival here, called Scarbourogh Faire, that's pretty good in the spring. Lasts for 6 weeks I think, and there's more then enough kilts to look at. :puke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 QUOTE(Soxy @ Nov 23, 2005 -> 12:42 PM) I used to go to ceilidhs just to see all the kilts. No idea why they are so incredibly sexy, but, hot damn, they are. Well done on getting one of the correct spellings of that one. Céilí is the other Celt-certified correct spelling. And it also happens to be my daughter's name. Though it means dance or party, as you well know, it is believed to be originally derived from the Latin word for heaven. Whether a room full of Celts in Kilts qualifies as heaven, I'll leave you to be the judge of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted November 23, 2005 Author Share Posted November 23, 2005 Nice to see Chicagoans visiting my area, too bad they will not be staying at one of our nice hotels and resorts A brother and sister from Chicago have been ordered to remain in a federal jail cell, following the seizure of the biggest load of heroin ever at the Pharr Port-of-Entry. Customs inspectors pulled almost 30 pounds of highly-concentrated brown heroin from under the floorboard of a 2002 Jeep Liberty Sunday night -- preventing one-million dollars worth of the stuff from hitting the streets. 45-year-old Manuel Campos and 27-year-old Karen Campos will remain detained until their next federal court appearance on charges of conspiring to possess, import, and distribute a controlled substance. A Customs spokesman says the 30 pounds of heroin confiscated Sunday makes up about one-third of all the heroin seized at all Valley sector land ports during all of last fiscal year. And someone from Kap's neighborhood wanting a little spending cash for his Mexican vacation A Cedar Hill man is facing charges after agents in South Texas found nearly half-a (M) million dollars in his vehicle. Customs officials today announced the undeclared cash was seized from a car stopped at the Hidalgo International Bridge, bound for Reynosa, Mexico. Authorities say 49-year-old Ricardo Alonso denied having weapons, ammunition or more than ten-thousand dollars in cash. But a search by a law enforcement dog and a check of the quarter-panels of the 1999 Honda Accord turned up bundles of cash -- totaling just over 453-thousand dollars. Alonso is charged with bulk cash smuggling. It's not a crime to carry more than ten-thousand dollars in cash, but the funds must be declared upon leaving or entering the U-S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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