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So went to this birthday party for my friends sister's birthday...BORING...There were like 6 or 7 pretty decently hot girls there and not one of them took me up on my offer for guilt free sex..rude asses... :D

 

Anyways...no #'s..I'm lame...

Oh, and why do I have to put all the effort on making the first move on a girl..Who do they think I am, some sorta of guy who would make the first move..cause they are sorely mistaken..I only make the first move if they come up to me first and say hi first..that's when I will give in.. :unsure:

 

Oh, and is it ok to lie to a girl about yourself by telling her you still live at home(even if you don't) and you work part-time at warehouse shipping pornographic movies?

 

Then if she still goes out with you with that low of standards then she may really like you for you, but then again why is she going out with a guy like that anyway..maybe she's a psychopath who really wants to get back at her ex for cheating on her and you're the first sucker to bite..then the ex finds out and he comes over and beats you to as bloody pulp...then you wish you had thought differently..

always tell the truth.

 

Oh, and when your in a rut, and don't know how to break out of it is it ok to start an underground organization of fight clubs and when not doing that cause major vandalization of public property?

just asking

 

gonna watch the Bulls game now..

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QUOTE(aboz56 @ Jan 9, 2005 -> 10:48 AM)
Gash - As much as I love you as a poster, I really hope you were drunk when you posted this.

 

:lolhitting  :lolhitting  :lolhitting  :lolhitting

 

Actually, no..not that drunk..a little buzzed, but if I was drunk I'd prob would have posted pics of me doing jumping jacks in the nude... :ph34r:

We don't want that

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QUOTE(GASHWOUND @ Jan 9, 2005 -> 09:56 AM)
So went to this birthday party for my friends sister's birthday...BORING...There were like 6 or 7 pretty decently hot girls there and not one of them took me up on my offer for guilt free sex..rude asses... :D

 

Anyways...no #'s..I'm lame...

Oh, and why do I have to put all the effort on making the first move on a girl..Who do they think I am, some sorta of guy who would make the first move..cause they are sorely mistaken..I only make the first move if they come up to me first and say hi first..that's when I will give in.. :unsure:

 

Oh, and is it ok to lie to a girl about yourself by telling her you still live at home(even if you don't) and you work part-time at warehouse shipping pornographic movies?

 

Then if she still goes out with you with that low of standards then she may really like you for you, but then again why is she going out with a guy like that anyway..maybe she's a psychopath who really wants to get back at her ex for cheating on her and you're the first sucker to bite..then the ex finds out and he comes over and beats you to as bloody pulp...then you wish you had thought differently..

always tell the truth.

 

Oh, and when your in a  rut, and don't know how to break out of it is it ok to start an underground organization of fight clubs and when not doing that cause major vandalization of public property?

just asking

 

gonna watch the Bulls game now..

 

you have too much time on your hands for a chuch palahnuick fan.... tisk task... im just as guilty.

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