mreye Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I need ideas to get a couple people at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 I did a great one on the night desk at work a couple of years ago. All of the desks face each other, so all of the computers sit right against each other. I took all of their mouses and reversed them to the computer sitting opposite them. So they couldn't see that their mouse was controlling the computer of the guy accross from them. They had to call tech support to fix their "problem". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 At my last job, we filled up a cube with packing peanuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Also at my last job, on my birthday the receptionist called me to distract me while all the guys came up from behind and silly stringed (strung? lol) me. That stuff had a nasty smell to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 (edited) Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. This is a very simple prank that will send the novice user into a frenzy. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!". They will usually panick and start scanning for viruses Simple and yields such nice results. Simply pop out the 'm' and 'n' key on someone's keyboard and reverse the two. Any flat tool will work. Just pry it with little pressure and they will easily come right off. Then just sit back and watch the confusion. Edited January 12, 2005 by Controlled Chaos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:07 PM) I did a great one on the night desk at work a couple of years ago. All of the desks face each other, so all of the computers sit right against each other. I took all of their mouses and reversed them to the computer sitting opposite them. So they couldn't see that their mouse was controlling the computer of the guy accross from them. They had to call tech support to fix their "problem". Been done. Let me explain. These guys have picked up dead birds out on the street and put them in my desk drawers and taped them under my desk. I always scold them for the disgustingness of the prank, but applaud the creativlty. That's why I need it to be semi-clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 01:16 PM) Been done. Let me explain. These guys have picked up dead birds out on the street and put them in my desk drawers and taped them under my desk. I always scold them for the disgustingness of the prank, but applaud the creativlty. That's why I need it to be semi-clean. Ah, I thought you wanted something a little nicer. You owe them big time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:18 PM) Ah, I thought you wanted something a little nicer. You owe them big time. You know how the pigeons get in the fans at CBOT and get chopped up? They found a head one time, stuck a paper clip in it and stuck it in the holes on the top of my monitor. It freaked me out. I got him better when about an hour later I took a half piece of altoid, colored it black and said, "Ewww, an eye fell off," and threw it at him across the room. He just about broke the window when his chair and him went flying backward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 01:21 PM) You know how the pigeons get in the fans at CBOT and get chopped up? They found a head one time, stuck a paper clip in it and stuck it in the holes on the top of my monitor. It freaked me out. I got him better when about an hour later I took a half piece of altoid, colored it black and said, "Ewww, an eye fell off," and threw it at him across the room. He just about broke the window when his chair and him went flying backward. Damn that's awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 01:21 PM) You know how the pigeons get in the fans at CBOT and get chopped up? They found a head one time, stuck a paper clip in it and stuck it in the holes on the top of my monitor. It freaked me out. I got him better when about an hour later I took a half piece of altoid, colored it black and said, "Ewww, an eye fell off," and threw it at him across the room. He just about broke the window when his chair and him went flying backward. Sounds like a productive day!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Hide a fish somewhere...keep it wrapped so it doesn't get messy...the smell will still get out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:27 PM) Sounds like a productive day!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Tape down the switch hook on their phone so when they answer, the phone keeps ringing. Change their speed dials to porn lines etc. (do not violate any company policies) Sign them up for every free offer you can find, the stranger the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:43 PM) Tape down the switch hook on their phone so when they answer, the phone keeps ringing. Change their speed dials to porn lines etc. (do not violate any company policies) Sign them up for every free offer you can find, the stranger the better. We have headsets, but the speed dial thing gives me and idea. I can change the speed dial to his cell phone number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 01:53 PM) We have headsets, but the speed dial thing gives me and idea. I can change the speed dial to his cell phone number. How about the suicide hotline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 01:55 PM) How about the suicide hotline? Funny, but annoying to the suicide hotline. That may cause me to be put on hold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:55 PM) How about the suicide hotline? I don't want to bother the people working there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:00 PM) I don't want to bother the people working there. Change it to dial the number he is dialing from so he keeps getting a busy signal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:00 PM) I don't want to bother the people working there. Have them call each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:00 PM) I don't want to bother the people working there. How about Da Mares office then? I know you want to annoy them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 02:01 PM) Change it to dial the number he is dialing from so he keeps getting a busy signal. They have tons of lines where he works, it would just roll to the next line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 A recorded movie line would work fine. The Admiral Theater was the one that Dahl would use. I think it's out of business though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 12, 2005 -> 03:01 PM) Have them call each other We don't have our own extensions, but I could put the other's cell number on their turret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Thing I use to do is if they drink coffee or water or whatever from a paper cup or what not like that. I would make pin holes near the lip area and when they tip it up to drink it pours onto their shirts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 A great one is to get ahold of a laxative kit and spike their lunch/drink. They make those kits that clean you out in advance of specific medical tests that have 3 different kinds of laxatives in them, including a liquid one that can easily mix into a drink or soak into a sandwich or such. They will be in the bathroom within a half hour and will be tore up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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