LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 I was thinking about this last night for a while because I normally have crazy s*** like this flying through my head and wanted to see what some other people thought. Is it just me or is the Hamburglar the McDonaldland version of Willie Horton? I mean Big Mac the Constable and Mayor McCheese were both hamburgers, so they should have been in touch with the plight of McDonaldland hamburgers everywhere. They should have pushed for more anti-hamburglarizing legislation. But they didn't. The Hamburglar was free to run around victimizing defenseless burgers. He was caught numerous times and we was not ever convicted! How brazen do you think that sonofab**** would have been if he did a nickel in federal prison the first time he got busted? Sorry -- but I just wanted to see if anybody else saw this sort of thing...maybe I do have too much time on my hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 08:19 PM) I was thinking about this last night for a while because I normally have crazy s*** like this flying through my head and wanted to see what some other people thought. Is it just me or is the Hamburglar the McDonaldland version of Willie Horton? I mean Big Mac the Constable and Mayor McCheese were both hamburgers, so they should have been in touch with the plight of McDonaldland hamburgers everywhere. They should have pushed for more anti-hamburglarizing legislation. But they didn't. The Hamburglar was free to run around victimizing defenseless burgers. He was caught numerous times and we was not ever convicted! How brazen do you think that sonofab**** would have been if he did a nickel in federal prison the first time he got busted? Sorry -- but I just wanted to see if anybody else saw this sort of thing...maybe I do have too much time on my hands. I never thought of any of this. However, I just started dying when you mentioned the Hamburglar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 ....seriously, dude......back away from the bong..... Would you have a theory on the Little Caesar dude if you'd ordered a pizza instead??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 07:25 PM) ....seriously, dude......back away from the bong..... don't think that should be in green... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(Goldmember @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 07:26 PM) don't think that should be in green... It was just that I drank an entire pot of regular coffee (and I take my coffee with 3 sugars) last night when I was hanging out with a friend talking -- and when I couldn't sleep, I just randomly thought of this, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(Goldmember @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 07:26 PM) don't think that should be in green... benefit of the doubt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboz56 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 A girl I work with looks like Grimace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(aboz56 @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 07:29 PM) A girl I work with looks like Grimace. Must. Marry. Her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 I don't know why, but these characters crack me up. My friend and I went to a McDonald's after the IU-ND game. First fast food I had since August...Anyways, there was this huge mural of Ronald McDonald in the gang in this nature scene petting deer, rabbits, and birds...and they were feeding them McDonald's. It was just f***in' hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelasDaddy0427 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 This reminds me of a line from that Clerks Cartoon DVD... Steve-Dave- Will this administation ever bring the Hambugler to justice. Mayor McCheese- No...I mean Yes...look does anyone have a question about the deadly virus that could kill us all? Some Guy- Can the virus kill the Grimace? Mayor McCheese- Nothing can kill the Grimice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(Jeckle2000 @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 07:56 PM) This reminds me of a line from that Clerks Cartoon DVD... Steve-Dave- Will this administation ever bring the Hambugler to justice. Mayor McCheese- No...I mean Yes...look does anyone have a question about the deadly virus that could kill us all? Some Guy- Can the virus kill the Grimace? Mayor McCheese- Nothing can kill the Grimice... Al Franken as Mayor McCheese! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 08:31 PM) Must. Marry. Her. OK, now that this McDonaldland Pandora's Box has been opened, I'll tell you what's been bugging me for like 25 years. Where did the rest of Grimace's other arms go?!? That's right, all you youngin's may not know it and all you old farts may have forgotten, but Grimace originally had FOUR ARMS! He used to steal four shakes at a time with them too, so he may have been in cahoots with the Hamburgler. I got to doubting my own recollection of the 4-armed Grimace a few years ago, and then at a McDonald's I saw a picture on an older hi-chair table top and there he was, with four shake-pilfering arms. On the same hi-chair was this poem which I for some reason commited to memory: Who's round and jolly and full of fun? Who's shaped like a great big hamburger bun? Who makes kids laugh with the greatest of ease? 'Who else?' says Ronald, 'But Mayor McCheese!' Time to purge the mental hard drive I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 HAHA!!!! HAHA!!! I knew it!!! Here he is, purple and mutated and all shake-stealing too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 The hell with the Soxtalk Photoshop thread, THIS is my vote for thread of the year!!! Hell, just move this badride to Pale Hose talk to get it the recognition it deserves! Lock that dam Ed Farmer thread and force everybody to post their love for the creepy rejects from Bozo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 09:28 PM) HAHA!!!! HAHA!!! I knew it!!! Here he is, purple and mutated and all shake-stealing too!! YOU'RE KILLING ME FLA, SERIOUSLY KILLING ME!!! LOL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 10:28 PM) HAHA!!!! HAHA!!! I knew it!!! Here he is, purple and mutated and all shake-stealing too!! Wow that seriously looks like one of those people that can't get out of bed, they're so big. McDonald's characters own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 09:28 PM) HAHA!!!! HAHA!!! I knew it!!! Here he is, purple and mutated and all shake-stealing too!! See! If the damn law and orderites in McDonaldland don't begin laying down the hammer then before we know it the McNuggets and the Fry Kids are gonna be snorting coke off Birdie the Early Bird's ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Does any1 else think Hamburgler looks evil in that picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 11:59 PM) Does any1 else think Hamburgler looks evil in that picture. That's Mayor McCheese, not the Hamburglar in that photo -- DBAHO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 As for Grimace's two missing arms, well, they say fast food's bad for ya.... If that "Super Size Me" guy would've dropped an arm, that movie REALLY would've opened some eyes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 18, 2005 -> 09:28 PM) HAHA!!!! HAHA!!! I knew it!!! Here he is, purple and mutated and all shake-stealing too!! You're tellin' me that they couldn't lock his purple ass up with TWO eyewitnesses to the shake-thievery??? There is NO justice in McDonaldland.... btw, I love the poem - "the evil Grimace Ronald knows is round and purple and has BIG TOES...." HAHAHA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 12:53 AM) See! If the damn law and orderites in McDonaldland don't begin laying down the hammer then before we know it the McNuggets and the Fry Kids are gonna be snorting coke off Birdie the Early Bird's ass. \ AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING! Boy, my blood is boiling now. The $#% 'Fry Kids' used to be THE GOBLINS - yet another race of McDonaldland Miscreants who used to steal everybody's french fries!!! (Again, if some of the old farts here can confirm this so I don't sound like some crackpot spouting a crazy 'Lone Frycook' theory, you'd be doing me a supersize solid.) WTF?!! McDonaldland is NOT going to fix it's social ills just by changing the names of these ne'er-do-wells and pretending the Grimace is a kinder gentle purple mutant freak just because he's shed some limbs. Mark my words, MacCheese's head is gonna roll over all this some day. Edited January 19, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 05:06 PM) That's Mayor McCheese, not the Hamburglar in that photo -- DBAHO. My bad, the good mayor never decided to visit our shores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 You know what I love most about Grimace? I think they just spilled some ink on a McDonald land cartoon and went with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 I'm still pissed about the cuter looking Hamburglar. Why the hell did they decide to make that guy cute? I mean, isn't he supposed to show kids that stealing hamburgers is wrong? Instead, they make him attractive and appealing. Kids today have no idea that if he and Madame had mated, then we would have the ugliest forms of humans in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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