Rex Kickass Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Robble robble robble. Robble robble robble. Robble Robble, robbrobble robble Robble! Robble robble! Translation: Don't you understand? I've been made fun of my looks for far too long. So I went to Beverly Hills and had some lipo and a nose job. Look at me! Don't look at me! *runs off crying* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 07:52 AM) I'm still pissed about the cuter looking Hamburglar. Why the hell did they decide to make that guy cute? I mean, isn't he supposed to show kids that stealing hamburgers is wrong? Instead, they make him attractive and appealing. Kids today have no idea that if he and Madame had mated, then we would have the ugliest forms of humans in the world. Madameburglars??? hahahahaha..... this thread just keeps getting dumber and better!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 06:14 AM) \ AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING! Boy, my blood is boiling now. The $#% 'Fry Kids' used to be THE GOBLINS - yet another race of McDonaldland Miscreants who used to steal everybody's french fries!!! (Again, if some of the old farts here can confirm this so I don't sound like some crackpot spouting a crazy 'Lone Frycook' theory, you'd be doing me a supersize solid.) WTF?!! McDonaldland is NOT going to fix it's social ills just by changing the names of these ne'er-do-wells and pretending the Grimace is a kinder gentle purple mutant freak just because he's shed some limbs. Mark my words, MacCheese's head is gonna roll over all this some day. Correct -- it used to be Evil Grimace with 4 arms stealing the Triple Thick Milkshakes and the Goblins that became the Fry Kids. And hey Flaax, maybe McCheese charged him and had those 2 extra limbs hacked off him to teach Grimace a lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scwible Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Wow, this is out of control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 I just thought -- if my theory about the Grimace losing his arms to Mayor McCheese by state fiat is true, then that could mean that they are learning from fundamentalist Islamic nations like Saudi Arabia about how to control crime. Is the United States truly worried about the fundamentalist Islamic threat of McDonaldland and McDonalds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 The Hamburglar is McDonald's very own crackhead. Arrest him for petty burger theft and he'll just be back on the street tomorrow doing it all over again. McCheese knows it's a lost cause, but what he should really be worried about is the Hamburglar going cannibal and eating the mayor himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(Spiff @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 11:40 AM) The Hamburglar is McDonald's very own crackhead. Arrest him for petty burger theft and he'll just be back on the street tomorrow doing it all over again. McCheese knows it's a lost cause, but what he should really be worried about is the Hamburglar going cannibal and eating the mayor himself. Who's going to arrest him?? I mean, has anyone even seen Big Mac the cop in like the last 20 years? Was he dumped as an obvious ethnic slur (sure, make the Irish hamburger the cop), or was he dispatched by a cannibalistic Hamburgler as Spiff sugested? And most importantly, when is McDonald's going to learn never to make that Gawdawful "Arctic Orange" shake ever again?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 The Hamburglar is very obviously not a cannibal. It's clear to anyone that he is not the same species as Mayor McCheese or the Big Mac policeman. So perhaps he hunts them for sport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 12:21 PM) The Hamburglar is very obviously not a cannibal. It's clear to anyone that he is not the same species as Mayor McCheese or the Big Mac policeman. So perhaps he hunts them for sport. Well that depends on how you define them. They're either Hamburgers with arms and legs or mutant people. After all, they can move and talk so they must have a brain in there somewhere. Or I guess the X factor is that their species of talking hamburger has yet to be discovered. But all in all they are not that different from the hamburglar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 How can you say they are not that different? The hamburglar eats hamburgers? Mayor McCheese IS a hamburger. Just a smart one. Maybe it's the special sauce. Seriously, all this Hamburglar persecution here. Have you ever thought he might be a product of a broken home, disadvantaged at birth by some reason, maybe its a mental condition? Have you noticed his speech impediment? Maybe that's related. Honestly, we have to address the root causes of crime in McDonaldland to get to the real bottom of this issue. In the words of my compatriots, Robble robble robble. Robble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 12:50 PM) How can you say they are not that different? The hamburglar eats hamburgers? Mayor McCheese IS a hamburger. Just a smart one. Maybe it's the special sauce. Seriously, all this Hamburglar persecution here. Have you ever thought he might be a product of a broken home, disadvantaged at birth by some reason, maybe its a mental condition? Have you noticed his speech impediment? Maybe that's related. Honestly, we have to address the root causes of crime in McDonaldland to get to the real bottom of this issue. In the words of my compatriots, Robble robble robble. Robble! Yes but a smart hamburger with arms and legs and a mouth and a brain isn't really a hamburger anymore. Part of what defines a hamburger is the lack of those very elements. Mayor McCheese, I think, is closer to a mutant human than he is a hamburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 How can you say a smart hamburger is not a hamburger. Is a smart bomb not still a bomb? Intelligence does not define who you are. Who you are does. He is at the very least part hamburger... and unless McDonaldland was created in the shadow of Three Mile Island, there are no known hamburger-human mutations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 01:00 PM) How can you say a smart hamburger is not a hamburger. Is a smart bomb not still a bomb? Intelligence does not define who you are. Who you are does. He is at the very least part hamburger... and unless McDonaldland was created in the shadow of Three Mile Island, there are no known hamburger-human mutations. In the same way that a cow is not called a walking hamburger, even though it does contain hamburger. It has bones and a digestive system and a brain and all that junk. A walking, intelligent hamburger is no longer a hamburger; it's a cow, or it's Mayor McCheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 A hamburger is more than the sum of its parts is what youre trying to say. However, Mayor McCheese is more than beef, he's also a bun, cheese pickles and ketchup. Cows have none of those things. That makes them not a hamburger. But perhaps Mayor McCheese went to Hamburger University. That would make him a hamburger. On every football Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 19, 2005 Author Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(Spiff @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 11:56 AM) Yes but a smart hamburger with arms and legs and a mouth and a brain isn't really a hamburger anymore. Part of what defines a hamburger is the lack of those very elements. Mayor McCheese, I think, is closer to a mutant human than he is a hamburger. True, but I think if you took a bite out of him, it would still be a delcious tasty hamburger (at least his oversized head that is). So, other parts of his body could be mutant but we don't know since he always had gloves, shoes, shirts and socks on instead of seeing the appendages. I'm gonna write McDonald Corp. and find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 I see, you indeed are a truth seeker. A stein of mead raised to you dear friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 01:32 PM) A hamburger is more than the sum of its parts is what youre trying to say. However, Mayor McCheese is more than beef, he's also a bun, cheese pickles and ketchup. Cows have none of those things. That makes them not a hamburger. But perhaps Mayor McCheese went to Hamburger University. That would make him a hamburger. On every football Saturday. I don't think the answer is as high brow as venerable old Hamburger U. I just think someone jazzed him up with some Hamburger Helper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 Only one way to describe this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 02:35 PM) Only one way to describe this thread... Thread of the year?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 I'm really starting to worry about some of you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 11:50 AM) How can you say they are not that different? The hamburglar eats hamburgers? Mayor McCheese IS a hamburger. Just a smart one. Maybe it's the special sauce. Seriously, all this Hamburglar persecution here. Have you ever thought he might be a product of a broken home, disadvantaged at birth by some reason, maybe its a mental condition? Have you noticed his speech impediment? Maybe that's related. Honestly, we have to address the root causes of crime in McDonaldland to get to the real bottom of this issue. In the words of my compatriots, Robble robble robble. Robble! I wouldn't think Mayor McCheese would be very smart, since his sauce is "special"... And I think this thread is FANTASTIC!!! or rather....BURGERRRRRRIFIC!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted January 19, 2005 Share Posted January 19, 2005 I thought the Mayor was a Quarter Pounder? Or a cheese burger, so he doesn't have any Special Sauce, as that only comes (heh...heh) on a Big Mac, and as was pointed out, the cop was the Big Mac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 20, 2005 Author Share Posted January 20, 2005 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 02:23 PM) I thought the Mayor was a Quarter Pounder? Or a cheese burger, so he doesn't have any Special Sauce, as that only comes (heh...heh) on a Big Mac, and as was pointed out, the cop was the Big Mac. Correct. He was just a cheeseburger since he doesn't seem to have the toppings to be a Quarter Pounder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 06:11 PM) Correct. He was just a cheeseburger since he doesn't seem to have the toppings to be a Quarter Pounder. So what's wrong with being "just a cheeseburger"? I can't believe the amount of hate you have in you heart. :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Thread. Of. The. Year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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