LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 20, 2005 Author Share Posted January 20, 2005 QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 06:21 AM) I showed this to Wimpy's lawyer, H.M. McRib, and he asked me to print his response: "I am personally furious that you would refer to my client Wimpy as an example of burgermongering, when he has CLEARLY stated on many, MANY occasions that he would GLADLY pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today! If anything, my client's plight shows a desperate need for a reform of the Burger Welfare system in this country. When an honest taxpayer cannot afford the burger of his choosing at the time of his choosing, then most certainly the terrorists have won! But to insinuate that an honest, law-abiding citizen's attempts to garner a "burger loan", for lack of a better term, is somehow breaking the law????.......how dare you, sir......how DARE you." LMFAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(The Critic @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 07:21 AM) I showed this to Wimpy's lawyer, H.M. McRib, and he asked me to print his response: "I am personally furious that you would refer to my client Wimpy as an example of burgermongering, when he has CLEARLY stated on many, MANY occasions that he would GLADLY pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today! If anything, my client's plight shows a desperate need for a reform of the Burger Welfare system in this country. When an honest taxpayer cannot afford the burger of his choosing at the time of his choosing, then most certainly the terrorists have won! But to insinuate that an honest, law-abiding citizen's attempts to garner a "burger loan", for lack of a better term, is somehow breaking the law????.......how dare you, sir......how DARE you." Sounds like H.M. McRib works for the same law firm as Jackie Chiles. "Who told you to take the coffee, er, I mean burgers?!? I didn't tell you to take the burgers!" Edited January 20, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 07:53 AM) This thread is fueling alchohol flashbacks or radio promotions twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesoniononasesameseedbun twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesoniononasesameseedbun twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesoniononasesameseedbun twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesoniononasesameseedbun twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesoniononasesameseedbun twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesoniononasesameseedbun twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucechee Wow! You won $600! Those flexidiscs never won me nothing! And they made me fat. Thanks to that million dollar Big Mac contest, now I LOOK like Grimace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 10:51 AM) Those flexidiscs never won me nothing! And they made me fat. Thanks to that million dollar Big Mac contest, now I LOOK like Grimace! Hi I represent the firm of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe, and I believe you have a case against this evil corporation. We can sue the Hamburgler, Mayor McCheese, Grimace... hell the whole lot of them . THEY made you this way. Here's my card.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Awesome, will I get paid in shakes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 11:57 AM) Awesome, will I get paid in shakes? Supersize Shakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 Will I be able to get Shamrock Shakes in the summer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 12:57 PM) Awesome, will I get paid in shakes? "Who told you to take the shakes?!? Nobody told you to take the shakes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 12:01 PM) Will I be able to get Shamrock Shakes in the summer? Whatever your fat ass... I mean.... heart desires. Don't forget about my 75% plus expenses... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 20, 2005 Share Posted January 20, 2005 My fat ass desires more cheeseburgers. Gotta go.... Now where does that Mayor McCheese live? Robblerobblerobble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 20, 2005 Author Share Posted January 20, 2005 From my blog: I am becoming more and more convinced that McDonaldland is an authoritarian Islamic state like Saudi Arabia. As the photo above shows, the "Evil Grimace" is in his 4 armed, milk shake stealing glory. Under sharia law, as practiced in many fundamentalist Islamic states, the punishments include amputations of hands for theft. This clearly explains why the Grimace lost 2 arms and suddenly stopped his shake stealing. Unfortunately the same could not be said for Captain Crook (pictured below) -- the pirate who pilfered apple and cherry pies from the citizens of McDonaldland to such a great extent that he was finally executed for his criminal activities. The Hamburglar, however, has yet to be punished so harshly. I believe this to be due to the amount of press attention. Like what occured with Amina Lawal, the press regarding the punishment for the crimes has stifled any punishment being laid forth. But the true question -- what is McDonald's doing to stop the terror? I'm going to write and find out...Details coming as they appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 The worst thing about this thread is that its eating my brain. I walked up to my boss at work today and told her about Grimace's extra arms and shake stealing ways in a completely unsolicited way today. I also gave her my old record copy of "The Partidge Family Album." Which makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with me in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 11:55 PM) The worst thing about this thread is that its eating my brain. I walked up to my boss at work today and told her about Grimace's extra arms and shake stealing ways in a completely unsolicited way today. I also gave her my old record copy of "The Partidge Family Album." Which makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with me in the first place. Sucking up to the boss :headshake and giving up a Patridge Family Album? I hope you held on to the lunchbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 What's a record? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 12:00 AM) What's a record? It's what Michael Jackson has after hanging out with little kids . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 I thought that was called an erection? ME sorry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 (edited) LMAO, nice touch. Something we wouldn't say to Jackson Edited January 21, 2005 by Texsox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 12:55 AM) I also gave her my old record copy of "The Partidge Family Album." Which suggests you have a newer copy that you kept for yourself. That, of course, is most unsettling of all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 11:55 PM) The worst thing about this thread is that its eating my brain. I walked up to my boss at work today and told her about Grimace's extra arms and shake stealing ways in a completely unsolicited way today. I also gave her my old record copy of "The Partidge Family Album." Which makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with me in the first place. I would refer you to exhibit A, your signature... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 THIS THREAD CANNOT DIE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 01:32 PM) THIS THREAD CANNOT DIE!!! Well then, let's consider the art-aesthetic value of the McDonaldland denizens. "Grimace" (2002), depicted here, was created by Jake and Dinos Chapman and is currently on exhibit at the Museum Kunst in Düsseldorf. Discuss, please. Edited January 21, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 12:02 AM) It's what Michael Jackson has after hanging out with little kids . . . LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 Then there's this little gem, which comes complete with a huge WARNING NOT TO BE OPENED if you're easily offended and not a little disturbed already. It's a fine art piece called "F**k Grimace" that I see is available for purchase for $6 million according to the artist if anybody is interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted January 21, 2005 Share Posted January 21, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 04:27 PM) Then there's this little gem, which comes complete with a huge WARNING NOT TO BE OPENED if you're easily offended and not a little disturbed already. It's a fine art piece called "F**k Grimace" that I see is available for purchase for $6 million according to the artist if anybody is interested. Well, if he only charged $1 for that fine work of art, he'd have to sell 6,000,000 of them. If he charges 6 mil, he'll only have to sell one. See the logic??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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