PoohIss Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 19, 2005 -> 09:07 PM) Oh Jeez, I just had a long-lost memory come screaming back. I completely forgot that there was a Captain Crook pirate guy prancing around McDonaldland too. I remember his deal was looking for and hoardimg a treasure of golden flakey apple and cherry pies (from back when they were fried and not baked and the insides were molten hot and could calderize your mouth...). There sure were a bunch of marginal societal elements back in McDonaldland back in the day. Here he is. Why are most of the characters in mcdonaldland criminals of some sort? This isn't good role modeling for tyhe youth of America or the World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 QUOTE(PoohIss @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 10:49 PM) Why are most of the characters in mcdonaldland criminals of some sort? This isn't good role modeling for tyhe youth of America or the World. Welcome to soxtalk! Monty Python rules! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Someone please tell me what this is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Or this: Semi Not Safe For Work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 haha thats a good one also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted January 22, 2005 Author Share Posted January 22, 2005 Jake, I would believe that's how Ann Coulter gets her free fries at McDonalds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Ann Coulter smells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 taken from Grounded Beef: How I Kicked the Hamburger Habit I wanted to steal them. I wanted to so bad, and my old lady, she wasn't making it any easier. "What are you doing in there?", she bellowed from the other room. "Nothing!" I said. "I'm just sitting!" I was staring at the latest take. A double quarter-pounder, real primo stuff. Any minute I would tear into it, but for now I was just taking it in. It's funny, you know. I never pictured myself as a burger fiend. But let's face it, that's what I was. I was so far into the burger scene I would lie, steal, kill, for the next hit. I had no shame. I'd steal from my brother, my kid's piggy bank, my mother's shoe box. But that's how it is, you know, when that all-beef patty is just running around your head, teasing you, daring you to come get it. I snapped. "I'll be back later." "You said you would watch the McChildren!" I had. "Something just came up." Truth was, I had gotten word of a place up on 32nd street. Lazy employees, high school kids mostly. They had no honor, no dedication to the McDonald's name. They spent half the time in the back, smoking joints and passing out afterward. This place was ripe. We chilled out at Grimace's place, f***ed around for a while, then when midnight hit we all strapped on our pseudo-masks and crawled into the van. This place was ours. I never could have imagined what happened next..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Jake @ Jan 22, 2005 -> 12:09 AM) Someone please tell me what this is I guess some would consider it a Happy Meal? Edited January 22, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 QUOTE(Jake @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 11:09 PM) Someone please tell me what this is Maybe she was trying to get a vanilla shake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoohIss Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 11:55 PM) Welcome to soxtalk! Monty Python rules! Thanks, I think so too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoohIss Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jan 22, 2005 -> 11:09 AM) Maybe she was trying to get a vanilla shake? He was showing her the Special sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AddisonStSox Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 I think she was looking for the ball pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 QUOTE(Spiff @ Jan 22, 2005 -> 01:35 AM) taken from Grounded Beef: How I Kicked the Hamburger Habit I wrote this in about five minutes, while hammered, at 1:30 this morning, in an attempt to keep the thread alive. I should have just found a f***ed up picture instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 QUOTE(Jake @ Jan 22, 2005 -> 12:09 AM) Someone please tell me what this is Ooh, Oooh, I got one, I got one... In a terrible menu mix-up, Ronald McDonald instead of giving a patron a Fillet-O-Fish ends up serving up an order of Fellati-O-Fish. With extra tartar sauce, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 I believe that was worth the bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AddisonStSox Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Ah yes, the McDonaldald thread. Still the favorite for 2005 Thread of the Year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 QUOTE(Jake @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 11:09 PM) Someone please tell me what this is He asked her if she wanted to SuperSize it.... R-Mac....what a playa..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted February 23, 2005 Author Share Posted February 23, 2005 HAHAHAHAHA, this thread brought back up. Man I was so wired on caffeine that night -- drank an entire pot of coffee with 3 sugars in every cup along the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Feb 22, 2005 -> 07:20 PM) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted February 26, 2005 Share Posted February 26, 2005 http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0909/ Scroll down most of the way, there's an old McDonald's commercial you can download. It's pretty f***ed up. And below that is a McRib commercial that I think is narrated by Shaq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 They make reference to the once 4-armed Grimace in this week's Strong Bad E-mail http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail126.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 BUMP!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 Ah bumpen the McDonaldLand thread. One of the funniest threads ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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