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Can you cut it as an airport screener..?


Steff

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QUOTE(Palehosefan @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 03:08 PM)
You guys need to run if I ever show up as a bag checker. 33% with 7 false alarms.

Lol, I had 8 False Alarms. I would just guess. When you think about it, we were pretty pathetic when you mix in the fact that we pretty much said something for most bags, lol.

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QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jan 20, 2005 -> 05:10 PM)
Lol, I had 8 False Alarms.  I would just guess.  When you think about it, we were pretty pathetic when you mix in the fact that we pretty much said something for most bags, lol.

 

 

 

That's the thing.. most of them have nothing wrong with them.

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Welcome terrorists, come right through, I'm a moron and spotted none of the real threats while pissing off 5 passengers with full searches after I thought I saw something.

 

If I could see the sneaky bastards, I could catch them

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Tried it a few times for giggles. First shot, 66% w/ 0 false alarms on 3 threats, 17 bags. Second, 100% w/ 3 false alarms on 23 bags. (If it gets that easy that fast, I don't think it's THAT hard a job. :P ) Third, 0 false alarms on 0 threats. 3 bags, which is kind of weird, since all I did was stare at the first bag, trying to piss everyone off.

 

Good enough for government work! :D

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I couldn't figure out how to do it...

 

:bang

 

 

LMAO.. The official screener...

 

Before someone else posts it let me get it out of the way..

 

 

"Excuse me.. Mr Cotts.. over here.. we're gonna have to strip search ya.. "

 

:lolhitting

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