Al Lopez Ghost (old) Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 It's absolutely hysterical. page 137. It appears to be an Immigration Application for Iguchi. It lists his nicknames as "The Gooch, TBD by Hawk". For his crimes he has been convicted of it says "2001 Stole most bases, 2003 Stole most bases, 2004 Battery and use of force resulting in harmful or offensive conduct (2004 Case Reference Number .333)" Under Declare all family heirlooms of irreplaceable value it says: "Gold Glove 2001, 2003, 2004, All-Star Ring 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, Japanese Series Ring 1999, 2003" For references it list all the coaches, Ozzie, KW and JR. For the question that says list all Parties that might oppose your immigration to the US: "The NY Yankees, Minnesota Twins, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox, Detroit Tigers, Seattle Mariners, KC Royals" Clearly state reason applicant seeks immigrant status in US" "To Win." At the bottom of the ad it says "Is this a great country or what?" Fabulous ad, Brooks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...pic=29173&st=15 Post #24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 s*** ya beat me to it ....anyway...here it is everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulokis Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Jan 28, 2005 -> 10:32 AM) s*** ya beat me to it ....anyway...here it is everyone. That's funny . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 lol I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 brooks is awesome. If i was a woman, i'd want him to bear my children. If I was arnold schwarzennegger, i'd want him to bear my children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihatethecubs Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 brooks boyer has been great with every idea he's come up with, then them vs. us, and this have to be the coolest so far imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punch and Judy Garland Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Interesting that his nicknames were the top two votes choices in our nickname vote. Someone's watching! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 I like how is nickname #2 is "TBD by Hawk". that's classic. I dont care for the way Hawk has to give everyone a nickname, but it does fit what has gone on in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 I agree with all. Props to Brooks, very creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Jan 29, 2005 -> 02:08 PM) Interesting that his nicknames were the top two votes choices in our nickname vote. Someone's watching! I noticed that as well. And that is quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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