Jump to content

Stripper Wins Damages After Tiger Attack


YASNY

Recommended Posts

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 29, 2005 -> 01:45 AM)
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...dc&e=2&ncid=757

 

A stripper and an accordian player worth C$2.5 million.  Only in Canada!  ;)

 

I gotta love a guy who googles accordian players, strippers, and Tigers. I'm guessing this had something to do with Maggs? :canada

Link to comment
Share on other sites

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 29, 2005 -> 03:47 AM)
I gotta love a guy who googles accordian players, strippers, and Tigers. I'm guessing this had something to do with Maggs? :canada

 

Ilitch has a plan to put accordian players in the Winsdor Ontario strip clubs and tie in a special night for stippers and accordian player at Comerica. This is all a plot to pull in the Canadien market so they can increase attendance and therefore afford Boras' demands for Magglio.

 

I think it will work. :bang

Link to comment
Share on other sites

QUOTE(YASNY @ Jan 29, 2005 -> 04:00 AM)
Ilitch has a plan to put accordian players in the Winsdor Ontario strip clubs and tie in a special night for stippers and accordian player at Comerica.  This is all a plot to pull in the Canadien market so they can increase attendance and therefore afford Boras' demands for Magglio. 

 

I think it will work.  :bang

 

Actually, sources close to me, tell me, that this was Boras' plan, and three teams are studying the plan while being mesmerized by highlight reels of Maggs before the injury.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

QUOTE(Texsox @ Jan 29, 2005 -> 09:44 AM)
Actually, sources close to me, tell me, that this was Boras' plan, and three teams are studying the plan while being mesmerized by highlight reels of Maggs before the injury.

 

 

Boras's plan? Well hell! That explains everything!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...