Rex Kickass Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 If you aren't funny, I'll beat you with my shiny new Mod stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Man, make the guy a mod, and he get's all violent and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 How about the entire Youngstownindians poll, that is 5 pages of classic posts, and pure comedic gold. http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...ndpost&p=573230 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 I agree w/ Kalapse...Best.Thread.Ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Goldmember in the "Iraqis kidnap action figure" thread they originally had a pic of ken interrogating him, but come on who's hair is that perfect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Man of Steels Thread about "giving more"....LOL Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bulls*** will put you over the top. And look how far A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% will take you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 From CrimsonWeltall in the thread about the teenagers who were sued for delivering cookies at 10:30 PM and scaring a woman. FUN FACT: Burglars usually knock on doors to alert the people inside to the fact that they are about to be robbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 5, 2005 -> 10:45 AM) From CrimsonWeltall in the thread about the teenagers who were sued for delivering cookies at 10:30 PM and scaring a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted February 6, 2005 Share Posted February 6, 2005 Fromthe thread about the Police are evil, there was talk of Free whore's. WHERE?! Then Jim's awesome response: No, it's spelled W-H-O-R-E. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 8, 2005 Share Posted February 8, 2005 After yet another Anthrax Kenny Williams hatefest post, YASNY gives this gem. (YASNY @ Feb 8, 2005 -> 02:20 AM) If the Sox won the World Series and there was a ticker tape parade thrown for them, you'd blame KW for the litter. Your blatant hatred for KW is moronic. :headshake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Critic's new version of soxtalk.com, based on a news story about a 26 year old scalping a teenager: Mohawktalk.com Pale Face Talk The Scalp Bar Sex, Lies, and Punk Rock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 From LowerCaseRepublican... but Apu in my heart Paris Hilton -- the poster child for why a horse should not f*** a lamppost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 07:31 AM) From LowerCaseRepublican... but Apu in my heart i must have missed that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted February 12, 2005 Share Posted February 12, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 01:31 PM) From LowerCaseRepublican... but Apu in my heart That's the funniest line I have seen on here in a long, long time... LCR (I agree, Apu is better) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakes Posted February 18, 2005 Share Posted February 18, 2005 QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Feb 16, 2005 -> 01:21 AM) Any plans on what they are going to do with the s*** once it passes through? That was classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Feb 22, 2005 -> 01:31 PM) I was born in Michigan City, Indiana. QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 22, 2005 -> 01:38 PM) Oh, so it just smelled like France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Feb 22, 2005 -> 10:22 PM) Siriusly though, I'm expecting an increase in spelling mistakes in the south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 QUOTE(Cerbaho-WG @ Feb 22, 2005 -> 11:19 PM) I feel proud that I have either confused or dumbed down a large population of the posters here at Soxtalk. Here's to another 3,000 posts or something! QUOTE(The Critic @ Feb 23, 2005 -> 08:02 AM) I just went back in the Soxtalk record books, and THREE of those posts DON'T COUNT!!!! Sorry for the Mr. 3000 reference..... to myself.... Nice touch on a baseball board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Tex with a classic right here. I just heard that a jury of Michael Jackson peers have been selected. Peers? Where the hell did they find 12 f*cked up in the head, bleached skin, holding kids over a railing, morons? My God, there cannot be 12 people like Wacko Jacko on this planet bang.gif lolhitting.gif just saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 SS2k4 responding to something DBAHO said: QUOTE (DBAH0) At least you can be thankful it wasn't an Aussie Accent. QUOTE (SS2k4) Spot on mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 This one speaks for itself. From southsider2k5, again. Best line heard in a NASCAR broadcast.... Ricky Craven's car starts to have problems and heads for the pits. The studio guys throw it down to their pit row guy, Dick Berggren. "So what's wrong with Craven, Dick?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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