T R U Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bulls*** will put you over the top. And look how far A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% will take you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Where did you get that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Feb 3, 2005 -> 05:16 PM) Where did you get that? My friend emailed it to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 QUOTE(Man Of Steel @ Feb 3, 2005 -> 05:21 PM) My friend emailed it to me excellent...just excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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